I luv Dom

I voted Dallas, Because it is centrally located. NYC is really expensive place to go. Of course, If Dom or Vance were to make it, I would be there 100% guaranteed, Even if I had to push down old ladies to get there on time Vegas does have it's perks too. Prostitution is legal in parts of Nevada , Although Gay brothels arent widespread yet That is all.

A very sad day. That is all.

Happy Birthday Dom!!! I hope your day is awesome! That is all.

My avatar is of one of my hero's. I love Moe, Well, I love the Simpsons, But Moe is the best. He is fugly, Quick to judge, Likes to shoot first and ask questions later, And he serves one of my favorite drinks---Beer!! Basically, It's me in cartoon form. I'm fugly. I like beer. I like shotguns. I act first, And ask questions later, If it's still an option. O, And he calls things as he see's them. What more can you ask of an avatar, Or a cartoon character? Ok, It's late and I'm sober. Time for beer, Then bed. PS--rknapp, Your avatar is definitely hot!!! That is all.

Hairline challenged? You should know by now that it never leaves, It just migrates from your head to other areas where it doesn't have to fight gravity to be seen. And hippie werewolf? I can't say that describes me, but it is kinda funny. I might have to try hunting them sometime That is all.

I use what's known as a bath sheet, or an extra large towel. It is necessary when you have hair that goes halfway down your back, And a hairy body that holds water like a sponge. Sometimes if for some reason l'm away from my big towel, I have been know to use 2 or 3 towels to get dry, If they are small ones. And it gets washed once a week, Anything more is a joke. If you took your shower to get clean, And then feel that the towel you used to dry yourself 15 seconds after your cleansing process was complete, I would question if you did you job in the shower, And seriously look at the procedure in place, As it may need some adjusting. Generally as a good rule of thumb, You should feel clean for at least an hour after a shower unless you are doing some grueling activities, Such as running from bounty hunters, Or just simply living in Florida or another always humid place. That is all.

I hereby nominate this thread for Strangest Thread in the Forums award. I don't mean strange in a bad way. It is just strange. That is all.

And if you don't believe that, Do as Carlos Mencia suggests. Go to Wal*Mart and look at people. That is all.

Happy Birthday Dan! That is all.