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Lee Wilson

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  1. Put all 1072 author's names on a blackboard and toss a dart? There may actually be somewhat fewer than that, I'm only sure of three that are no longer in the same plane of existence as the rest of us are.
  2. I’ll wait for your change of tune in about 3 chapters. Or is it 5?
  3. Five Finger Death Punch, Sin City, Nevada.
  4. I believe he will, especially after another scare.
  5. I would agree with all this if it didn't give anything away. Oh, wait, it doesn't.
  6. Sometimes if it looks like a duck, it's really a kitty. But in Jeff's case, he's resigned himself to being the duck he obviously knows he is. One needs to replace a certain letter that comes between t and v with an 'i' and use a different word for kitty in the above sentences to feel the full brunt of it.
  7. Again, like I said to Summer, this wasn't his first rodeo. Previous punishments haven't worked.
  8. I think the key thing to remember here is Michael's comment: Other things have been tried in the past. His father simply reached the end of his rope where nothing else seemed to have made a difference. And, no, he may be that stupid, but he's not exactly mean.
  9. We have not yet seen the height of Jeff’s stupidity. Yes, Pete and Alex are on the nice side of my character fence.
  10. I was mentioned but still don't have a clue. I think I might be able to narrow it down, most of my commenters are Members, not Authors, so, maybe....
  11. Michael and Jeff had just finished helping their mom clean up after dinner when the doorbell rang. Stephen and Leon were already waiting in the family room. Michael headed out of the kitchen, "I'll get it, it'll be Pete and Alex." Mom, ever paranoid, requested, "Ask who it is first." Obviously frustrated, Michael sighed, "Fine." "Who's there?" "The boogeyman and his sidekick." Michael opened the door. No boogeyman was present. "Hey Pete. I hear him shuffling hi
  12. Thank you. I am always happy to hear it when someone enjoys one of my stories. Especially when I wipe out millions of people.
  13. Guess I’d better get on that.
  14. Mission accomplished.
  15. Zzzzzzzzzzz
  16. Of course.
  17. Grazie mille.
  18. Never underestimate the demented Wilsonian mind.
  19. Brandon didn’t want to look good for himself. It was the second first impression. I had to read that phrase a couple times on the first reading to get what it meant. I guess I can be dense at times.
  20. Of course, I wouldn't want to witness Tall Boy's orgasm. Splinters flying everywhere? Dangerous.
  21. Hidden condom. Hmm, I may have to have him come back for a visit. When his grandmother isn't there. That'd be.... Ewww, just, ewww.
  22. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 5

    I knew I couldn’t match his style, but I’m glad you felt I brought it to a good conclusion, and enjoyed it regardless. And thanks for the in good hands compliment, too.
  23. Just wait until you see what's in the attic!
  24. Lee Wilson

    Prologue

    We're done with those particular bullies.
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