I remember when I first moved into this house. Oh, I’m Kirk, by the way. I’m a table. I’m technically a dining room table, but when my family moved into this house, there wasn’t a dining room. Hence the name change. I wonder if I got papers for that? You know, like a driver's lic... Oh. Yeah. Probably not.
It was a pretty good life for a while. Then the Balors had a baby. Now, normally, having a baby would be completely of no concern to a table. Well, unless you were a changing table. Seems