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Will? Are you serious? Yeah, he's going to be a total closet case in 2005 ... He did not tell his dads or his mom while he was having sex with Drew. And not a single person in that family is going to have an issue him being gay and yet he doesn't like talking about "that stuff". Don't see him changing either.

Excellent chapter Mark! Thanks! But... Playing the suicide card is dangerous since Lark is supposed to be next hiding in Hawaii in Brad's condo and open up a surf shop.... Yeah, NO ONE is going to eventually put two and two together for that one... And wtf is with that phone sex thing??? They DO have a high speed internet connection at the cabin! It's called video calls!

and what of Darius?

sure! Can you make sure I don't get banned f I post it ? Or maybe a youtube video to me a visual impact

okay I am guessing some are not getting it so I will explain it lubes like wet (water based or not) does not cover the hand in a thick enough layer of lube like vaseline or crisco would. Wet, ID and others like that leaves a thin layer while crisco leaves a THICK layer. you try to fist someone that is not loose enough with just a thin layer of lube, you are going to seriously hurt them... do I need to make a powerpoint?

hmm, JJ, at 25: Twice got caught shoplifting, on probation, with a sexual deviancy involving an eating disorder and addicted to painkillers.... :wacko: Bring out Maury Povich and he can have his special "who's your daddy" episode and then heads will really explode when everyone else finds out who JJ's biological father is

yeah okay I do have a tube of lube and condoms (regular, mint and xtra large) in my computer bag. It's embarrassing when the bag flips open and the stuff drops out of the pockets onto the floor in the middle of the coffee shop... Mouse on one hand and my Cafe Mocha in the other...

well since Mark is not answering, I'd say we can just make stuff up and Mr. Arbour can correct us later. I thought Ace was a civil rights lawyer.... I can see him working with the ACLU to defend ACT UP/SF Claire: she is not your typical Mrs. Cleaver housewife. Not Peggie Bundy either... She's a dominatrix wearing spiked leather and she's the BOSS in HER house and she lets Jack know it. Jack has his playroom and she has her dungeon. There is a reason she gets her way.. and just because your family does not mean you get a discount for construction work...

hmmm, I got pulled over for speeding by an MP at ft bliss, tx for going 30 in a 30 mph zone... Does that count?

well it took a few years but I am glad Lark redeemed himself... Sort of.... Still a dishonest dirtbag but one that Brad can work with. I hope Brad can sleep at night when this is over. Maybe he forgot he almost raped Max or it was no big deal.

um, no... I don't even own a TV... I have a life

I am sure they have a clinic for that... After the slapping incident, JJ can make a Public Service Announcement per his agreement with the District Attorney about eating disorders AND go on Oprah! Of course, this was all before the leak of his sex tape... Maybe Mark can toss in some kind of sexual dysfunction for JJ too?

Well, I think the most active place for 'stars' to go for their addictions (Sex, drugs, spousal abuse, cussing too much) was the Mayo Clinic (that we knew of). And with the cash the Crampton/Schluter has at their disposal, I am sure it can be private with the other stars on the 'B' list. Sorry JJ, but once you start getting caught doing drugs AND slapping people in the face (deserved or not), you will NOT be on the 'A' list, gold medals or not. Just try not to kill him Mark, like you did with Jeff... And we can introduce Brian back as a low paid orderly that empties bed pans or something here. Of course he got addicted to the painkillers because of all the accidents on the ice he had while growing up and never told his coach or parents about... Yeah that will work...

no.. All JJ has to do is say "i'm sorry" in front of a camera and then say "i'm going to rehab..."

as long as he did NOT wind up at "Celebrity Big Brother" or on the cover of some rag at the checkout stand with a picture of him snorting coke or as bitter as Tonya Harrding, Happy B-day

Here's something to think about: * A tube of ID lube is 5.5 oz and cost $14.99 * A small jar of Vaseline is 3.75 oz and cost $2.99 * 1 US Gallon = 128 oz * 23.2727 ID Lube tubes approx 1 US Gallon * 34.1333 Vaseline jars approx 1 US Gallon * 1 Gallon of ID lube = $348.86 * 1 Gallon of Vaseline = $102.06 * One large 6 lb. can of regular Crisco at Walmart approx $6.50... It's all about the $$$ folks.... It's cheaper to use Vaseline or Crisco then it is using lube, water based or not

there are some things not appropriate to use water based lube such as Robbie's kink thing...

I am curious as to why neither JJ or Will is able to talk to Brad about their more personal life. Darius has no problem blabbing about his conquests... "I don't want to talk about it" or "I don't like talking about that stuff" is all that they are able to say...

you have issues Tim... And this is not the first time it's been told to you. . . . if you have something to say, just Say It! Stop holding back

And now we know why JJ does not like the kind of people Will and Darius hangs out with if Will has to be carrying around a switchblade! :wacko: Kind of reminds me of when I was at Ft. Bliss, Tx and we had sort of "Amnesty Day" and the 1SG told us to drop ALL weapons into the 'box' or else... Apparently EVERYONE was carrying something: Pistols, knives, brass knuckles, etc... Of course, the smart people left behind their drugs too. Stupid me saying outloud in formation: "WTF??? Is everyone carrying weapons on them except me????" It took me a few seconds to realize... Wow, that was a stupid thing to say out loud in front of a bunch of people carrying weapons...

I don't see the corrlation of speeding in a car vs jumping out of an airplane...

Ah no. If he wanted to bait ya, he could of said "driven by an insane Brian"... just saying...

I am just going to say it... condoms do not prevent crabs... so yeah I have a problem with dating someone who's a slut...

I've read this over and over and OVER and I only now remembered that we do have a triangle with four sides... 1d-4

And hopefully he didn't just play Cody like 'his' plan almost worked on Stef and Brad...