Conner

Antagonists???? This story doesn't need 'em. This story is about how many times will Steve and Chris' lovemaking be interrupted. The sub-plot is how many times will Steve trick Chris into wearing that itsey bitsey swimsuit!!!

Super, Super, Super Chapter, CJ!!! It was just so much fun reading it! It was even better that my favourite chapter so far. Playtime is very erotic. I hereby bestow the Goat Good Seal of Approval on you and "For the Love". Congratulations! You earned it! I held off on this award because my Goat Meritorious Awards Committee (GMAC) hold goats to a higher standard than non-goat authors. Though, I should mention, we have a soft spot for porcupines. BTW, everyone, I'm still a goat, so there! You figure it out! Conner

I love Mounties! Especially when they wear those leather mounting boots with the spurs! GULP! Conner

Ahem....a few things for ya Goat-buddy. This is great news! Il est grand temps! Old Bob did not say that you are not good at writing sex scenes. He simply observed that you were not "easy" i.e. comfortable with it. Your sex scenes are great! Like everything else about writing "practice makes perfect". Here, it's just your comfort / confidence index that needs practice. So, at the risk of repeating myself, keep practising. When I read this line, I clearly recall thinking, "Oh heck, why don't you give it a shot anyway!" Now hear this, you're quite expert at maintaining the sexual tension between Steve and Chris. Your story has "eros" dripping all over the place - no question. A little fulfillment would truly be appreciated. BTW, I'm starting an organization to be known as SageGoats. "Self-appointed goat experts Governing over all things sexual" I'm issuing you a free membership card. I'm sure this will boost your confidence! Conner

Hey Goat-buddy, On behalf of the Goat Sub-group here at GA, I want to offer our heartfelt congrats on your 3,000th post. You make us goats look good! I know for sure that 2,900 of those posts have to do with your moderator and committee responsibilities. It's not easy keeping us goats in line...especially all those posts telling us what to do with our anthology submissions!!! You also take the kidding very well! Conner

YES! YES! YES! I'm totally with you on both counts, Rick! Frankly, I haven't been able to get my mind off that note Chris found in Steve's room ever since CJ introduced it. I need closure (or maybe fruition) around that note. "What year is my car?" Now, that a fabulous line! It's now mine, CJ! Don't use it again. Yes, goats would have been so much better!!! Well, at least deer have hooves! Great job on this chapter, CJ!!! Conner

Ok, I'm actually going to get serious here for a moment.....but just a moment. I'd like to hear from you on the use of the sexual content disclaimer. Do all stories here at GA have to have a disclaimer? Does it add or take away from the story? Further, what's the effect of adding an additional warning, in bold, as CJ did for chapters 7 and 8? Why use the verb 'may' in the bold warning? CJ's disclaimer and warning are shown below. Personnally, from here on in, I'm only reading chapters that have the warning. Conner

I want a sequel to Chapter 8. You can call it, "A Long and Wild Night". I want all 6 times covered. Conner

Well, I just felt I had to drag my sorry ass out of bed to congratulate you, CJ. Mind you, I note that you're already at 2100 posts. I better post this before you hit 3000. No need to be shy over this accomplishment. No one's really giving you a hard time about it. They're just adding flavour and texture to the already rich tapestry that is your life!!!! And, yes, I did steal that line from somewhere. Congrays goat-dude-buddy!!! Conner

Happy Birthday, Centaur! Having a goat wish you a happy b-day brings incredible luck! I just can't say whether it'll be good or bad. Btw, you're still a pup! 60 is the new over-the-hill age! Conner

This whole thread is nothing but shameless self-promotion!!! Good on ya, dude! And you thought you didn't fit in! Conner

New wind??? Obviously, you've haven't been down wind of CJ recently. Nothing new there, folks! I didn't participate out of sheer laziness. Conner

When I first read your post, Jalaki, I read homo version. Maybe one day, such games and stuff will come in a gay version too. Conner

I don't type with my hooves. :wacko:

That was excellent, Graeme! All I want to say is you ain't seen dancing until you've seen disco-goat! Conner

Fascinating! I'm moving to the Big Apple! Conner P.S. I'm curious as to whom these straight men are having sex with? Gay men, other straight men??

If I remember correctly, KenderCleric started this story several months ago. As you mention, it used to be on Julien Gregg's site, as it was based on one of Julien's stories. It seems the story has been abandoned. Too bad, I might add. Conner

Well, I'll join in and congratulate you, Joe. But, given your duties here at GA, methinks congrats are in order for keeping your post numbers so low. Your counterpart in running the site is at 1500+. I won't say who it is, but her name starts with a K and ends with an itty. Now, if we're going to get into postwhoring, there's a certain goat here, just a kidd really, and yes he might be the one who started this thread for the specific purpose of drawing attention away from himself... Conner

Is a tie possible? Do you have a tie-breaker? No boobie prize for the last place finisher? How about spending a night with the goat of your choice? Am I helping? Conner

Happy Birthday, Dan! Not to worry, you're still a pup. Conner

Now hear this: Goats are out of season! Bappy???? :wacko: Conner Are you saying that I'm like aged vinegar??? Well, I do like fish and chips! Conner

Are you trying to get my goat? Practice makes perfect! It's the journey, not the destination that's important! I'll post more platitudes later. Conner

Thank you, all! Yes, my goathood is coming along very well! Conner

Welcome, Ingenue! So it seems you are a person who attracts goats! Good on ya! CJ is the horny kidd-goat. He wears sunglasses a lot to cover up his blood shot eyes. I'm the older, but wiser, really cute goat. For a first post, that was a humdinger. Thanks for your honesty. I really mean that. So post away, dude. Seeing that you're well read, you may want to try your hand at writing. Any member can post a story in efiction. It seems to me, there's a few stories in you. If not writing, there's editing. Someone (like my goat buddy CJ) could help connect you to one of the younger writers. There's also a forum for teens here, where I'm sure your experience and advice would be welcome. Conner

You're not wrong at all. That is another Mae West classic - perhaps the one most often quoted (usually without credit) Conner