Lots of Mississippi and Louisiana are so swampy, in the summer, it's like living in a ranarium. We have every possible species of frog from big old bullfrogs to tiny colorful tree frogs. They all sing like they are happy... ALL NIGHT LONG. Sometimes it's like they compete with the cicadas to see which species can raise the most hell.
Us Southern boys are raised hunting. My favorites are deer and dove.
Never have I ever... wait 1... no, I did that. I did that too.
Ah... Never have I ever sued anybody.
Never during a game. That's when the straight kids are under there.
Never have I ever had sex in a press box. [except for that one time. This invites a saucy story. BOLO. ]