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JamesSavik

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  1. highball glass
  2. I had a visitation by a nefarious raccoon who gorged himself on cat food and went to sleep. 🦝 The next morning, when I went out to the garage, the raccoon was shocked when I opened the door and tried to flee, but he had eaten so much, he got stuck tight in the crack under the garage door I leave for my outside cat. Poor guy was stuck fast there, and I had to open the garage door to let him escape.
  3. Macduff gets dramatic when his dish is empty.
  4. You can tell when I'm out of bacon by my lugubrious attitude.
  5. There are some Roman Emperors of noble character like Justinian or Marcus Aurealus. Then again, there was Nero and a few who ruled for a short time until the Praetorians decided he was too big an idiot to be emperor or took a bribe.
  6. Roman Caesars who aspired to Godhood were more likely to be an inbred psycho with a brain mostly eaten by syphilis than divine.
  7. A S'mores pizza? Nope. Never have I ever paid a hooker.
  8. I have. I did two recipes for a party during the Christmas holidays - Chili Verde (green) and another recipe that comes out red and hot. Never have I ever made pork tacos.
  9. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
  10. I've never been able to watch In the Gloaming all the way through.
  11. My smallest cat Cloe, hates Raccoons. Whenever one of them waddles onto the patio in the wee hours, she screams. I find her on the back of the couch puffed up and snarling in horripilation. The raccoon just looks at her, seemingly bewildered, wondering how such a small cat can make such a large racket. 🦝 🐈 < ^&%$#!
  12. I've got to tame the farrago that is my garage.
  13. Ew, ew, ew... no horsie spoo for me, thanks. The human stuff is bad enough. It gets everywhere. Never have I ever been tempted by beasties.
  14. Soldering, shrink wrapping and hot glue have calloused my dactylions.
  15. People who are too ebullient early in the morning make me wonder what drugs they are on.
  16. I do buy some for a literacy charity that puts books into the hands of skool kidz.
  17. As I am a avid bibliopole, I wonder if my home may sink into the earth because of all the weight.
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