Camilo

Hey, f**ktard! Yeah, you! You f**ker! How are you buddy, how's it hanging? (Mwahaha, *Camilo laughs at a joke no one else gets but he does so that's all that matters*) Hehe, well I truly forgot pretty much about every single online friend that I have. Well, I got my typical excuse, I was soooooooooo busy, It's true! I really have no time to do shit! Plus college applications are starting and it's one of the most painful processes you can ever go through. First, you have to take the SAT's, then you have to write a damn good essay, then you have to do extremely well first quarter grade wise, then you have to kiss ass so that your teachers give you a great recommendation. Yeah, I'm applying early Action to two of my safety school so that needs to get done before November 1. Ok, see you still don't believe me, so here's a typical week for me...yeah, I want to talk more about it 'cause it's talking about me, and no one gets tired of hearing about Camilo, plus I'm a huge egotistic asshole, hehe ok that last part was a lie....I'm an egotistic dick! JK, Monday: Wake up 7:00 am Hurry and barely make it to my car at 7:50 Get to school and run to locker: 8:30 Greet friends and teachers: 8-837 Run to class and get there at 8:40 right before the bell rings. [Yeah that's usually my morning which never changes unless I have to tutor someone before school] School 8:40 - 2:30 Lunch Meeting for Freshman Retreat (yeah, every Monday I have to sit with the other 3 co-captains and plan activities for the freshman class, sigh at least Scott is there with me.) Leave school and take brother home, 2:30 - 3:20 3:20 - 6:00 Mandatory community service every single Monday for the rest of the year if I want to graduate (I typed this out-loud while saying every single word and then adding a 30 second pause in between, to make a point of course.) 6-7:30 Land Practice for Rowing. Yeah since I'm not actually rowing this season (not enough time) I need to run and strength train every single day! 7:30 - Whenever : Do all the homework and shit I have to do for school In between homework and sleep: Watch porn and jack off, talk to friends, watch stupid videos on the computer, not do my homework and chat with random people online and then realized it's really really late and that I have to read two f**king long chapters ALL IN FRENCH which makes me realize that my French teacher is such a bitch and I hate her but then after a while I realized that she's actually doing her job and preparing us for the AP exam and then I feel bad because I called her a cold heartless bitch who needs to get f**ked more often but then I also realized that she's married to my Math teacher who is a beast so she probably gets pounded like every day and then I check the clock and realized that I could have read a full chapter instead of thinking random thoughts. Whenever - Tuesday : sleep in my huge bed, Tuesday Morning stuff School 8 - 3 pm Get home and full around until I have to pick up my mom (she's into car pulling and something about saving the environment) at 4:30 p.m. Drop her off and then head back to school because i have to lead a meeting about the freshman retreat and it last from 5- 7 pm 7: - whenever: do all that shit I have to do and lots of homework because I'm in 5 AP classes Wednesday Moring stuff School and stuff Debate society and Yearbook so I leave for home like at 5 Land practice and then do homework plus maybe do stuff with friends Thursday Probably the busiest day because I have school and then I have a lunch meeting then I have a afterschool meeting for Kairos and then I have to work on yearbook followed by Land practice when I get home and then homework Friday Usually test day at my school Get held up at school usually till 3:30, don't ask why, hehe some teachers want to talk to me and sometimes I just happened to wonder into rooms and just hang out. Land practice when I get home After home it's a free for all and different stuff happens on Friday nights Weekends Yeah, they're random and fun, but I can't really tell you about them. OK, so now imagine that you did all of that and then on top of that you have to write your story and if you're like me, then you are a really slow author. So now, don't you think that being busy is a good excuse, hehe. Anyway, like stuff happened during these last few days, but I'll tell you about it later. Hehe, I went to my first college party! And spent 3 days in college seeing what it's like! Oh and I broke up with my boyfriend! C ya, Camilo

Birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex, yay!!!

Oh yeah, I went there!

*GASP* You really have not seen the most wonderful show on the planet? I mean, all the other shows mention are okay but you guys are missing a part of your soul if you haven't watched this show on Cartoon Network: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Captain K'nuckles: Flapjack! What did I say about usin' your eyeballs? Flapjack: [close-up of Flapjack's enlarged, innocent-looking eyes] Wha'? Captain K'nuckles: Every time you look at somethin', everything else gets jealous. Now, go apologize to everything! Flapjack: [covers eyes] Oh, my goodness... [walks towards random objects with eyes still covered] I am so sorry. Please forgive me. Other Episode: Ugly Shipmate #1: Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you! Flapjack: Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?! Ugly Shipmate #1: Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots! Ugly Shipmate #2: We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections! Ugly Shipmate #3: And we don't like what we see! Ugly Shipmate #4: How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS? Ugly Shipmate #5: You even made Dashing Danny cry! Dashing Danny: [turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous... Flapjack: I'm sorry, friends... Ugly Shipmate #1: Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies![Flapjack smiles ecstatically at the fact he now has enemies]

Ok, ok, ok ok...breathe Camilo, breathe...sure you just found out that there was a forum celebrating your birthday that you happen to JUST FIND, RIGHT NOW, 3 DAYS AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F-ing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I..why...why didn't I check it!?! Anyway, thank you guys, I really appreciate it. Oh and I'm legal now and during this weekend I attended my first college "pre-game" and college party, so yay!

Um let's see...I'm in a funk right now. Sigh, I know like, it was supposed to be a "Skyler the slut" blog entry, lol. Hehe, just kidding Skyler (since you're probably are reading this, when I say slut, I mean it in a good way!) oh and also goes for you reader people, Sky is a really good guy, hehe I'm just teasing him 'cause were "Besties"...yeah, name - totally Skyler's idea (yeah, he's uber gay and since I'm also gay I can make fun of his super duper gayness...lol, his dream job = weeding planner. Yes Skyler, I remember that talk, ) And I can't really say anything more about him or the "other guy", since I kinda screwed up...oops! Ahhh! I so want to talk about the car seat incident but I can't!!!! Argh! It would be immoral and stupid of me to say it here. But now you guys know; there's a car incident. Ok Cam, you are not making any sense right now! Back to my funk, so I just visited Williams College and stayed from Thursday until Saturday. Let's see, that's pretty much the reason for my funk. I hate it so much but I love it with a passion at the same time! f**k!!! Why does it have to be so good sometimes and be in such a shitty place! Ok, the good part: it is AWESOME!!!!!! Academics: Ivy league or even better. People: nicest most enthusiastic and energetic people you can ever meet. Dorms: Entry system of communal living = guaranteed best friends. Bad things: f**king middle of no-where!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, at first the purple cow seemed quirky and fun, but now I realize that there is nothing to see but cows. Then there's the whole gay thing! Let's do some math: 2,200 total X 50 % male population = 1,100 guys 1,100 guys X Gay stat (about 8%) = 88 gay guys 88 gay dudes X actual cuties (40 %) = 35 cute gay guys Just imagine, only 35 possible people to hook up with and you're in the middle of nowhere atop a mountain FOR 4 YEARS. And this isn't counting the fact that some of them will be in the closet or taken !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So that's why I'm in such a funk, it's a great school, but come on! The only thing I see is trees! Argh! 4 years, here? Anyway, I wish I could just say that I won't consider Williams, but it's such a great school! Ok, enough, I'm done freaking out. There are way more things that I have to say, but they can't be posted publicly, lol. Ummm, I'm not even gonna say that I'll talk about Skyler next time, 'cause I forget, lol. Besides, you guys don't need to get to know that skank, you guys should just stay with good ole' Camilo. Haha, oh I'm so gonna hear it from Skyler when he reads this. But hey, I said I was going to talk about him, I never said that it would be good Hehe, but on a serious note...OMG IM 18! I just remembered...back to the seriousness, Skyler is a great guy, caring, loyal, and trustworthy. It's great to have him as a friend. I should go now, my roommate for the night is doing a 13 x 13 Rubik's cube and solving it. Sigh

Um....let's see. Well this is the second blog entry, and I'm tired lol. Opps! I mean I'm tired physically and mentally today, not of the blog, 'cause like who can get tired when they talked about me. I know, I know, it was bad on my part and I apologize, hehe. Ok, Just kidding! But I am tired...well that's not the right word, let's see...I'm not in "energizer bunny" mode. OH TODAY IS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can barely believe it! I'm 18 already and that's like I'm 18 already! OMG, what to do first, what to do first? Go buy a porn magazine? Buy a lottery ticket? Go to a strip club? AHH!!!!! I don't know what to do first! Sadly I can't really do all that stuff today since I have to attend my school NHS Mass (National Honors Society Mass, I'm I don't really know what NHS has to do with a mass.) But like I'm getting a Book Award for something but I don't know yet, and I really really really want to KNOW! So it's today at 6 and I have nothing else to do. Oh but at school, I was driving to the parking lot and a big cut out of Stewie said "Happy 18th birthday Camilo!" I almost freaked out! Some of my friends had gotten it together before school. So tomorrow I leave for Williams College, which is like a 3 day sleep over trip, so yay! I want to see if I fit in and how much fun I can have there! I just know that I'm going to end with a great dorm host. I already know his name! The only bad thing is that I'm the only one from CT. The rest are like from FL and CA and TX and those areas. Haha yeah yeah, CA and FL aren't really that close. So anyway, it's going to be sooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun and I get to hang out with college kids and stuff! Plus just imagine the eye candy!!!!!!!!!! Sigh....I can't wait. So let's see, apparently giving your best friend advice whether or not to shave his pubes is considered "cheating". I know! I mean, I was only asking for an honest opinion, it's not like I shook my package in front of his face and told him to have a taste. Tsk, tsk tsk, some people really have trust problems. And worse of all, now his boyfriend hates me completely...well he did from the start, but now he like REALLY REALLY REALLY hates me, lol. How was I suppose to know that greeting his boyfriend with "hey sexy" and "hi cutie" would tick him off. Whatever, and I even had a cute name for the boyfriend, "Mikey-I-Likey". Well, you know what, now he's just Mike. Oh, the whole pube thing...um that's strictly about swimming and yeah.... OH! So the next blog, once I come back and have time, will be about one of my best friends Skyler who lives in Illinois. And segments will include stories ranging from, "getting beaten by the ugly stick" to "how to have sex with a Care Bear." So BON CHANCE you guys, Camilo

About me