If Furniture Could Talk

I'm about to read this so I don't know what had been written yet.My first thought is the chair I'm sitting on now is saying "Geez doesn't this fat ass ever do anything but read GA stories?"

I'm betting you wrote something like that along those lines

22 minutes ago, weinerdog said:

I'm about to read this so I don't know what had been written yet.My first thought is the chair I'm sitting on now is saying "Geez doesn't this fat ass ever do anything but read GA stories?"

I'm betting you wrote something like that along those lines

Doesn't this wienerdog ever stop chewing the sofa.

2 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Doesn't this wienerdog ever stop chewing the sofa.

It more like he's chewing the table legs, ever so close to the floor....

4 hours ago, weinerdog said:

I'm about to read this so I don't know what had been written yet.My first thought is the chair I'm sitting on now is saying "Geez doesn't this fat ass ever do anything but read GA stories?"

I'm betting you wrote something like that along those lines

Mmmm, could be.

On 4/29/2025 at 2:25 PM, weinerdog said:

I'm about to read this so I don't know what had been written yet.My first thought is the chair I'm sitting on now is saying "Geez doesn't this fat ass ever do anything but read GA stories?"

I'm betting you wrote something like that along those lines

Or lifting its leg and peeing or the sofa or chair. 

6 hours ago, Bill W said:

Or lifting its leg and peeing or the sofa or chair. 

That could have been a funny addition, handled correctly.

Status change because I’m working on a new chapter.

As I am scrolling through your listed 'works', I come across "If Furniture Could Talk" and I immediately think 'does this story, with talking furniture reminising, involve a certain Vice President who appears to use "guyliner" and has 'activity' on unsuspecting  un-Scotchguarded sofas (couches) wrapped in clear squeaking vinyl' ? 

Just asking because,  😳

1 hour ago, Anton_Cloche said:

As I am scrolling through your listed 'works', I come across "If Furniture Could Talk" and I immediately think 'does this story, with talking furniture reminising, involve a certain Vice President who appears to use "guyliner" and has 'activity' on unsuspecting  un-Scotchguarded sofas (couches) wrapped in clear squeaking vinyl' ? 

Just asking because,  😳

I doubt it, I'm not familiar with any of what you said. Although the new chapter will include a davenport sans scotchgard.