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Just as I bet so many of us are @drsawzall, no matter the color hat we wear.

@dboggs9700she absolutely must be punished severely! Yes, to honor all your forefathers.

My head just went several different directions. Shelby, Montana, Prison Quarterly announced today: Ladies and gentlemen, you've all been begging for a new event to be included in the prison rodeo this fall, and as it turns out, the warden announced today that, with the admission of a new incoming prisoner, the prison board has unanimously voted on the one, the only, the first of its kind event, staring Shayna Skank Salope in a nosh the muffin. Who will be doing the noshing, you might ask? Surprises are in store for the audience. You'll all have to come and see. While visiting the rodeo playground, don't miss the other excitement available, including the pre-electric chair head-shaving event, a special presentation of the countywide choice of bend the perve over and give him a taste, and so much more our residents have voted on to deliver some homegrown justice the downhome way! Oh, and this just in: We hear that Buford Butt Assaulter will be there in the booth right alongside his favorite niece. You heard it, folks. This will be a two-for-one special event show! Warm up your throwing arm and get ready to compete in the horse patty-to-the-face launch. The papers have reported how much fun ol' Buford had landing face-first and rolling around in the soft, squishy manure, so the prison board has generously arranged for him to be released from the hospital for the afternoon of fun. And for those worried the 'poor soul' will contract some sort of infection, we've been reassured that he already has two infections setting in nicely, with all the expected symptoms. Yes, sirree, he's already carrying some nasty bugs around in his own bum. So wind that arm up, aim, and give a good, hard toss. All participants who throw it straight in his nose will receive a lovely handmade horse plushy modeled after one of the rescued horses now residing on the Two Spirits Horse Ranch. All proceeds will go to the equine rescue program right there on that ranch. See y'all at the rodeo playground this Saturday!

Frank will no doubt opt for tiny red leather shorts.

Funny @Doha, that was exactly my thought. I'm thinking something that involves red leather.

Poor Frank, gotta feel bad for him; @Doha, at the rate he's going, he won't have enough left to take the young man out for coffee.

Now you have me really curious, @Wiyot. What magnificently scathing response might he come up with???

@Charles26, it was so fun showing the little skank Salope coming undone, and I fully agree, good riddance. Ah, sweet Jo, he so deserves that spotlight. I'm on pins and needles to see how the night of music goes. Who all thinks he'll be a hit? Your heritage @dboggs9700? That sounds like a story in itself. You have me cracking up thinking of her views on @Summerabbacat! Who knows what will make it in. 😉

I'm so happy to hear the convo was an enjoyable read All I can tell you is that you right now, @dboggs9700 is stay tuned! It'll be a few chapters down the road, but hopefully you'll enjoy the situation young Rhett finds himself in.

@Summerabbacat, fitting don't you think? 😅🤣 My hope was to voice all our thoughts.

Continued... “They’re welcome to whatever they’d like except what would violate patient confidentiality. For that, he’ll need...” After discussing the clinic’s call records, Dr. Mac turned and addressed the sheriff’s prisoner, saying, “Shayna, I am happy and relieved to inform you that your employment with my clinic is unequivocally, permanently, and irrevocably terminated.” ---------- Shayna’s response was venomous: “That’s just great coming from some kilt-wearing Haggistani quac

Amazing, isn't it @sandeman. Hopefully, she'll get everything she deserves.

Wow @Summerabbacat, she made the big time - Shayna is finally royalty. Though shit queen of Shelby wasn't exactly what she had in mind.

Oh melting. That reminds me of the witch in OZ. Imagine the mess all that make-up would leave. 🤢

You're funny @Summerabbacat. I'm not much for bananas overall, but to each their own.