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  1. Topher Lydon

    The Tainted Relic In Process Premium

    By Topher Lydon, in Fiction. 09/25/2026 (Updated: 10/23/2026)

    Genres: Thriller/Suspense, Science Fiction, Paranormal,
    Sub-genres: Paranormal Mystery, Supernatural Thriller, Science Fantasy, Cursed Objects
    • magic
    • sorcery
    • light-hearted
    • police
    • playful
    • grumpy/sunshine
    • detective
    • murder
    • fae
    • monsters
    • long-term partners

    Love, magic, and chaos collide in this queer urban fantasy romp! When ex-cop Flynn O’Briain wakes up covered in mysterious runes with no memory of how he got there, he’s thrown into a wild chase through LA—with his snarky, fashion-obsessed fiancé Poitr in tow. Hunted by corrupt agents, dodging Hollywood disasters, and uncovering a sentient internet relic, these two disasters must survive space launches, flesh-crafting mishaps, and their own messy feelings.
    "Doomscroll, AMEN!" "Pray to the Algorithm, let it wash you in your sins!"

    • 5 Chapters
    • 27,598 Words
    • 999 Views
    • 45 Comments
    • Mature
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  1. 1. Chapter 1: THE RELIC
    • 5,596 Words
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  2. 2. Chapter 2: : Venice Beach
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  3. 3. Chapter 3: THE AMISH MENACE
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  4. 4. Chapter 4: THE CHAD PROTOCOL
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  5. 5. Chapter 5: THE SAILOR SUIT
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  6. 6. Chapter 6: THE VOLKSWAGEN YEARS
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  7. 7. Chapter 7: THE BESPOKE MENACE
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  8. 8. Chapter 8: THE ORBIT OF SPITE
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  9. 9. Chapter 9: THE CHAUNCEY GARDINER EFFECT
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  10. 10. Chapter 10: TWINKS IN SPACE
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  11. 11. Chapter 11: TAM FARD OUTLET
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  12. 12. Chapter 12: THE BANISHMENT
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  13. 13. Chapter 13: THE BOYS IN BLUE
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  14. 14. Chapter 14: LEARNING HOW TO TAKE IT IN LA.
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  15. 15. Chapter 15
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