Well, duh.

Does not giving a hoot about her or her music make me asexual?

I'm SO gay...!

umm...I don't really like her music, and even though I am bi I think she's pretty ugly. So...ummm...I propose an option D: threesome with hayley williams and brent corrigan

Of the four options, (A) is the lesser of the three evils. Its the one that repulses me least.

Though throw a time machine into the equation, take me back to the 80's, when she first sang "like a virgin", hmmmmmm I guess "c" is pretty appealing.

The madona we see today? well she looks so manly, I would suggest that wanting to f**k her implies more of a passing interest in men ...

So what happens if I say no to all 3 options? Does that make me asexual?

I don't like Madonna :S

I voted A and I'm bi

What can I do now ?

I'm not into Madonna. I don't like her music and I don't like her body and I don't like her personality soo... none of the above.

I don't like Madonna :S

You must turn in your gay card immediately.

I voted A and I'm bi

What can I do now ?

You get the "old sage" exemption. Don't worry about it.

I'm not into Madonna. I don't like her music and I don't like her body and I don't like her personality soo... none of the above.

Clearly you are not a very good gay or bisexual male.