So I just got back from one of my semi-annual long weekends at the beach (which is why those of you who sent chapters for me to edit won't get them back until some time tomorrow). As usual my dad insisted on giving my sister and me a little extra cash even though we don't need it. But, you know, it makes him happy. When I picked my sister up Friday morning for the trip, she handed me the envelope from Dad. On the front he'd written: Jeanette's mad money, Sharon's bail money.

Needless to say, I did not get arrested the entire weekend. I did get fairly drunk Friday night, but that was the point of all the Cosmos. I also spent way too much money shopping on Saturday, but I had extra since I knew I wasn't going to get arrested. And, my girls were the first kids to call their mother this morning to say happy mother's day.

Overall, my weekend rocked.