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I bit the bullet and joined the new millennium. I bought a smart phone.

Specifically an Apple iPhone 4. It's an impressive piece of technology.

My particular iPhone has 32 Gigabytes of memory.

It is a Kindle.

It is a web enable device.

It is an iPod.

I'm pretty sure it's got a phaser if I can just figure it out.

However- I am a grown up. You'll never catch me sexting anybody. With my luck I'll send naughty pics to a wrong number that just happens to be a Fed.

I wouldn't be caught dead playing Farmville on my smartphone. Maybe Cityville. Bah! No Facebook on my iphone! That's just... an obnoxious waste of my bandwidth.

I am looking forward to taking pictures with my iPhones camera. 5 megapixels is pretty good for a phone camera. Maybe I'll reconsider sexting... but unlikely.

Here my music load out on my phone. Look upon my play list and despair.

Alan Parsons Project - Ammonia Avenue

Blur - 13

The Cars - the Cars

The Cars - Candy-O

Counting Crows - Films About Ghosts

The Cranberries - the Best of the Cranberries

David Bowie - Best of Bowie

The Doors - the Doors

The Doors - LA Woman

The Eagles - Hotel California

Green Day - American Idiot

Gunz & Roses - Greatest Hits

Jimi Hendrix - Smash Hits

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth

Nirvana - the Very Best

Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror

Pink Floyd - Animals

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Pink Floyd - the Wall

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

The Police - Synchronicity

REM - Eponymous

Rolling Stones - Hot Rocks

Rolling Stones - Some Girls

Rolling Stones - Sucking in the Seventies

Rush - 2112

Rush - Moving Pictures

Smashing Pumpkins - Greatest Hits

Stabbing Westward - the Essential

Staind - the singles

STP - Core

STP - No. 4

STP - Purple

STP - Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop

Supertramp - Breakfast in America

Supertramp - very best of

Tool - AEnima

Tool - Lateralius

Tool - Undertow

Tool - 10,000 Days

U2 - War

U2 - Under the Joshua Tree

The Who - My Generation

The Who - Who Are You?

The Who - Who's Next?

Yes - the Yes Album

Yes - Close to the Edge

Yes - Fragile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwFgGJI0DhU

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