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A Monty Python World - Wensleydale, anyone..?


Ok. It's a classic sketch of TV comedy. John Cleese walks into a cheese monger's shop and wants to buy some 'cheesy comestibles.' To his surprise, no matter how many types of clotted and aged dairy foods of the cheese kind he names, the shop is out.

 

 

At one point Cleese kisses his fingertips and cries out "Vive le fromage de la belle France!" and now he has a new product and region to extol. Vive le fromage de la belle Tarim Basin…?

 

Yes. If you are a fan of well-aged fermented curd, forget your cave-ripened Camembert, and seek out a slightly more mature Tocharian Blue, approximately mellowed 3,629 years.

 

The Tocharian people are really fascinating. They are apparently the most-eastern branch of the vast Cletic family of cultures, and bordered the nascent Chinese culture beginning about 5,000 years ago.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocharians

 

Although the climate is perfect for making naturally preserved mummies, which have been exhumed since the 1930's, researches only now have turned their attention to the odd little yellow clumps wreathing most mummies around the neck and shoulders. Yep. You guessed it; it's cheese! As to why cheese nuggets would be placed so carefully with the deceased, I suppose it is anyone's guess, but this pushes back the oldest recovered cheesy comestible by a thousand years.

 

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/6194/20140227/researchers-find-worlds-oldest-cheese.htm

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Irritable1

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I suppose it would taste a bit like a VERY aged parmesan?

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AC Benus

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I suppose, Irritable1, that there is some gastronomically-inclined scientist who has given a sample a taste, though i doubt he or she could admit it! I wonder if any taste can remain after so long..? But, I suspect someone will be making a modern recreation soon enough    

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Irritable1

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I suppose, Irritable1, that there is some gastronomically-inclined scientist who has given a sample a taste, though i doubt he or she could admit it! I wonder if any taste can remain after so long..? But, I suspect someone will be making a modern recreation soon enough    

 

I suppose it wouldn't. They say even the best of wines die after too much time in the cellar, don't they, and I have friends who found preserves from the 1920s who said they had definitely gone bad. I'd give a lot to find a taste like that, though, to taste something and think This is exactly the same flavor as it was 1000 years ago.

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AC Benus

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I should research this before starting out, but there are those who are recreating the flavors of olden times based on archaeological studies. A recent find in Scandinavian, from about the 1st century AD, is a pot with traces of spiced wine. The wine came from Italy, and the flavors from the local environment, like birch, etc. Already some entrepreneur vows to recreate it and bring it to market. And about 10 years ago someone was going to bring 'King Tut's Beer' to a bottle near you. I don't know what happened to that project, but scientists had identified every component from traces of beer in the king's tomb, so theoretically it is possible to recreate it.       

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