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My Daily Bread Crumbs 07 Apr 2022


April 7th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

 

(click on the day for details)

 

Observances

Tell a Lie Day

National No Housework Day

National Making The First Move Day

International Beaver Day

National Burrito Day

National Alcohol Screening Day

National Girl Me Too Day

 

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My wife's car horn began to beep in cold weather and would only stop when she disconnected it. So she disabled the horn and drove to the dealership, whose garage had its door shut to keep out the cold.

Outside was a sign: "Honk horn for service."

 

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Searching in my library for two books by communications expert Deborah Tannen turned into an Abbott and Costello routine. "What's the first book?" the librarian asked.

"That's Not What I Meant," I said.

"Well, what did you mean?"

"That's the title of the book," I explained.

"Okay." She looked at me a little skeptically. "And the other book?"

"You Just Don't Understand."

"Excuse me?"

I got both books. Eventually.

 

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During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged one another to come up with an inspirational sentence using the word countenance. This was the winning entry:

"I put a cheerful countenance on people every day." It was submitted by our local funeral director.

 

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( YUP )

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Yes, Yes, Yes, but what the heck was Boone's Farm??

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sandrewn :cowboy:

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