I like Dad jokes so much, I included one in my current story

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“Shut up, Ritch.” CJ would, in time, cave and allow Jefferson to have an oyster, but in punishment, only one. Roosevelt and Liebe gorged themselves. “Ugh! The octopus reminds me of a Grateful Dead concert.” Once the kids had settled down and attacked the food, CJ had at last been able to dive into the spread.

“Say what?” Ritch appeared as confused as the others.

“It needs acid.” CJ punctuated his comment by reaching for a lime wedge.

“That was bad, bro. If it wasn’t for the substance reference, that would be a typical dad joke.”

“I’ve been practicing since Liebe was born.”

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

@astone2292 and @Parker OwensI'm looking at you guys for #86   

Don't know why you're looking at me. I specialize in the dark, raunchy, and toilet humor categories. Puns? I got a C+ in comedy school in that subject. 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Somehow I saw you as a pun guy.  Guess I was wrong   

I do like a good dad joke. 

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"