One of the best characters that Hollywood has managed for episodic television in decades was Dr. Donald Mallard (AKA Ducky) on NCIS, played by veteran actor David McCallum (The Man From U.N.C.L.E.).

I don't know how it happened, as most Hollywood writers have long since forgotten the subtle art of character development, but he brought true gravitas to the part. Usually, the medical examiner is a bit player. McCallum made the role shine with dry humor and warmth.

Compare and contrast Ducky with Hollywood's current crop of Mary Sue, casting couch bimbos, Rey and Captain Marvel. While McCallum brought dry humor, wit, charm and warmth to his role, they are two humorless, cold, ball-busting bitches. Is it any wonder why audiences have decided to change the channel?

Rest in peace, David McCallum. You showed us how it should be done, if only anyone would deign to pay attention.

Mark Harmon as Gibbs, with David McCallum as Ducky from NCIS. If you can write a character as well as Ducky, I'll be tickled to read or watch him, or her.

I don’t know how many mallards are living in the ponds at the 9-hole golf course in Mallard, Iowa, but if you’re thirsty when you visit, you can stop by the Duck Stop Inn (bar) for a brew. I don’t know if they have the Mallard band’s cd of their two LPs, Mallard (1975) and In a Different Climate (1976).