I hate bugs! Imagine you're innocently collecting quotes for an upcoming paper and out of your peripheral vision, you see something dark on the floor that wasn't there before. Then you look down and notice it's a huge ass spider, so big, it's gotta be a freaking mutation!

I'm wholly grossed out, but I grab a giant magazine and then slam it down on the mutated arachnid. I started using that method to kill bugs awhile ago, since magazines have a large surface area and provide a heavy impact, so the chances of the bug running around are rare. Plus, you can just tear off the back of the magazine and chuck it in the garbage. I don't want to feel the body. Ick.

I made my Mom clean up the remains. She was shocked and grossed out too. Seriously, it was ginormous.

Ok, back to my paper. I'm done sharing my big killing tales.

Peace