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the smell of disaster and the bathroom fight.


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Part five in the bunny saga.So I went to their stupid dinner with my bf who was ready to kill me because he really didn't want to go, not that I wanted to mind you. We knocked on the door and were greated by her holding a big plate of cheese and crackers. We reluctantly took one and shoved a bottle of wine in her face. She gave us this incredulous look like we were idiots and proceeded to say, "I'm sorry guys but we don't drink."To which I replied, "Oh I'm sorry I thought you might like a bottle how stupid of me."Then she adds, "Hey we can't all be perfect."My bf gave me the death stare. His stare was so bad that I thought of two big hands closing in on my neck. I gave him an I'm sorry look and he just looked away. She then leads us into her living room where we are greeted by another couple who notice the bottle of wine and give us an amazed look. This couple is another one of our neighbors that live further down the street. we greet them and she disappears and goes upstairs.The couple then begin sharing what my bf and I suspected. They were here because of what that little brat had done to them. Apparently the bastard had actually hit their son with the paint balls and had repeatedly taunted their son at school. While their sharing their story we can hear her yelling at her husband about the wine."I can't believe you had the nerve to bring that I love you man," the man says."Yeah did you know she was an alcoholic?" adds the woman. My bf and I share a look and shake our heads. That's when we start to smell the most awful thing I have ever smelled and it's coming from her youngest son who happens to come into the living room. He has apparently pooped himself and I find this really odd as he's eight years old."Honey did you have an accident?" asks the woman. The boy nods and the woman takes him into the bathroom. at this point I am fighting the urge to leave when the mother comes back in. "Is everyone alright?" she asks and my bf explains what just happened with her son. I watch as her face turns bright red. "I'll be back," she says and disapears into the bathroom. "What the bleep is your problem?" I hear the other woman yell back and then its on. We hear screaming as my bf starts to open the wine. The man runs in there and I follow. what we see is the most disgusting, funny and truly disgusting incredible thing I have ever seen. The two woman were going at it beating each other on the floor as the boy stands in shitty bath tub water, kicking the water out onto them.I run back and grab my bf. "Were leaving I can't deal with this," I say to the father as I leave their house, chugging on the bottle of wine. I'll add more when I know more.a disgusted and soon to be drunken Green.

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I sense some bad things happening for poor Green... How much more can the dad take? How long 'till he bails on the Witch and her Devil spawn? Where is poor Green then? Who shall control the evil then?

 

Bad tidings I say, bad tidings :(

 

 

:king: Snow Dog

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OMG Green LMFAO you are my hero! I am laughing so hard I'm hoping my parents don't wake up. This family seriously needs help. I can only hope for the father's sake that he has the guts to high tail it out of there before it's too late, as he sounds like a decent guy. ::sigh::, I just wish i had such interesting neighbors! Well, then again, maybe not! :unsure:

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:jerry:

 

OMG Green LMFAO you are my hero! I am laughing so hard I'm hoping my parents don't wake up. This family seriously needs help. I can only hope for the father's sake that he has the guts to high tail it out of there before it's too late, as he sounds like a decent guy. ::sigh::, I just wish i had such interesting neighbors! Well, then again, maybe not! :unsure:

 

 

Anything new on the bunny saga?

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