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Take a deep breath, now exhale and......


....take a chill pill. People are taking things way too seriously these days.

Not just here on GA, but irl too. Here's a prime example of what I'm talking about::::

 

I was driving to school this morning and happened to be driving through a school zone. Now, the flashing sign said 25MPH, but i was going about 15. Anyway, the crossguard (a big blubbery old lady) practically steps off the curb to yell at me to slow down. Now, before I go any further, I should mention that I was the ONLY car going through at the time, there were no kids out yet (which makes me wonder what that heffer was doing there) and I make it a point to go no faster than 15 through the school zone because when I was little (in Modesto) a kid got hit by a car near our school. I don't know why I still remember it, but since i do, I go slow when I go by schools. So slow, in fact, that people behind me look pissed at me for holding them up.

So back to Matilda the Hun....

 

She steps off the curb and motions with her hands for me to slow down at the same time she's mouthing the words at me. Now, it could be because I didn't stop at 7-11 yet for a Redbull, but something about that got on my nerves, so I mouthed a few words back at her. Something along the lines of, Shut up Bitch, and the next thing I know, she's in my rearview mirror, in the middle of my lane, looking at me drive away with on hand on her hip as she's blowing her whistle at me.

 

As you've probably guessed by now, the moral isn't that she took what I said too seriously. It's that I took what she did too seriously. I've been in stick up the butt mode for the last week and a half or so, and I didn't realize it till I got home this afternoon and read a certain topic in the lounge.

 

So I've decided to pull the stick out, throw it in a neighbors yard and get over it. Life's not meant to be lived so miserably, and if someone starts a topic you don't like here on GA, or says something irl that you don't like, ignore it. Certainly there are more important things for people to get bent out of shape over than a topic about doggy doo.

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In other news, chapter 16 of Staking My Claim is up, and I'm almost ready to send 17 in. Chapter 18 is going to be written tomorrow and since it's the end of the school year and I feel inspired, I might pound out a chapter a day until it's finished.

 

 

Kisses

Nick

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CarlHoliday

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Good thing she was using her whistle, rather than using her pencil to write your license plate number down on a piece of paper to be sent to the appropriate agency for further action.

NickolasJames8

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Good thing she was using her whistle, rather than using her pencil to write your license plate number down on a piece of paper to be sent to the appropriate agency for further action.

Well I don't think there's anything she could have done. I mean, how could she have proved what I was saying? I was in my car and she was standing out in the street. Besides that, I was going 10MPH under the speed limit. If anything, i guess I could have gotten a ticket for going too slow :blink:

clay49

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Maybe she had a hot flash and wanted a better look

JamesSavik

Posted

The sad thing about a lot of cops is that they are too dumb to do anything else and they get off on having power and enjoy throwing their weight around.

 

This sort is pretty good at giving crackheads and drunk drivers the hook but they can't even spell mastermind.

Conner

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Not a single hosted author has posted an update since you posted SMC 16 on June 10th. :(

 

Save the day, Nick!!! :worship:

 

Conner

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TalonRider

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Life's not meant to be lived so miserably, and if someone starts a topic you don't like here on GA, or says something irl that you don't like, ignore it. Certainly there are more important things for people to get bent out of shape over than a topic about doggy doo.

 

Some sound advice there, Nick, my boy. Now if people would just follow it.

 

I went thru something similar in here one time. I was doing 15 mph in a school zone and the crossing guard motioned for me to slow down. Here in PA., the speed limit is 15 when the lights are flashing. So I don't know what the old farts problem was.

 

Jan

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