Q: What was the last thing to go through Pakistani oppisition leader Benazir Bhutto's mind when she was killed by a suicide bomber?

A: Her hubcaps.

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

Two frat boys on a weekend fishing cruise are blown way out to sea and their boat is crippled.

They are stuck out there for days and run out of food and water.

After a week of being stranded out there, a friendly Genie comes by and grants the two frat brothers 1 wish.

Instantly one of the guys said, "I wish this ocean was really beer."

POOF. Done. The Genie disapeers.

His frat brother looks at him in disgust and says, "I guess you know that now we're going to have to piss in the boat."