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English projects and anger issues


Bender

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I just finished an english project about ten minutes ago that I had put off doing for the last three weeks. It's due tomorrow. Mine rocks. I'll get a 93.

 

Let me tell you something. Hot Cross Country guy has the best butt ever. It's all round and looks really firm and it looks like something you could lay down on and take a nap using it as a pillow. But mind you, sleeping is not what I would be doing if my head ever got that close to his butt. :devil:

 

School is still boring. Right now we are preparing for a fine arts competition at academic team. I hate fine arts. When am I ever going to have a logical application of the knowledge that the baroque period immediately followed the mannerism period? Never, that's when. Maybe it's because I'm good at science that I hate art.

 

We have started doing weight training at cross country. :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink: Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I don't want to embarass myself in front of Hot CC guy (and all the other unimportant runners) by lifting weights! I'd rather embarass myself by saying stupid things, because at least then I can maybe do some damage control. Maybe.

 

-psychic psychopath

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Work with the weights. It'll make you stronger and improve your endurance.

 

Besides, if you wanna catch a stud, bait the trap with a stud.

 

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Beast is right slave (not that I know from personal experience because I am a slug). Weight training will improve both strength and stamina (depending on the particular type of training).

 

As to embarrassing yourself in front of Hot CC Guy, I suggest you be a bit more mercenary about it. Lemme ask this, how do you handle it when you don't know something that you want to learn. Generally, either you read about it or ask someone who knows more :D . I suspect that Hot CC Guy has been doing this for awhile; you can use all your cute innocence and inexperience to get him closer to you any (more importantly) looking at your body. :devil:0:)

 

 

 

:king: Snow Dog

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See Slaveboy:)

 

Snow Dog and James said it best....and if you feel silly with the weights..why big strong hot Cross Countyr Guy can assist you...and you can get to look at his hot body oozing toned muscles and sweat as he shows you how to do the free weights thing (I hate free weights but for a hottie...well, you get the picture..I prefer the weight machines....but with free weights and the machines, hot CC can help you out in many ways and you get close one on one body contact with him....a win win win...the Gay Gods do love ya after all:)

 

Michael

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Dude I was so scared to look like a wimp when i first went to lift weights, but dude, dont worry, people at the gym are totally cool about it, and if you work hard at it, then even if you dont start at lots of weight they will be impressed and siked to help you out.

 

PLUS and this is the big one -

 

you can get him to spot for you on the bench!!!

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What are you guys talking about? I'm a total stud. My arms have a circumference of maybe six inches. Total stud.

 

And yes...I will get hot CC guy to help me out with the weights, and getting to spot for me would be a dream come true. I've fallen in lust.

 

Okay, so I also like him for his big...Brains! That's it, his HUGE "brains".

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What are you guys talking about? I'm a total stud. My arms have a circumference of maybe six inches. Total stud.

 

Hey, that's my kind of stud

 

Snow Dog

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Starting out, you don't try to see how much you can lift. It's better to get form right using manageable weights, then start adding.

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