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A cat named Hitler


You probably won't believe this but it's true.

 

A few weeks ago, I started noticing that my otherwise fearless Black tomcat Fast Eddie and his mate Sweetie were hiding in the garage. Not only were they hiding, they were a mess: Fast Eddie had notches in his ears and poor Sweetie was missing a big tuft of furr out of her tail.

 

It's unusual for Fast Eddie to lose a fight. He's a huge Tomcat that could easily be mistaken for a panther.

 

Over the next few days I noticed:

  1. piles of bird feathers
  2. Other cats from the neighborhood missing
  3. Other dogs from the neighborhood missing
  4. Fast Eddie and Sweetie roughed up a little more every day

 

I made a point to find what it was that was giving my cats such a hard time.

 

About 2:00am last night, I heard a cat fight so I took the old mag light a looked out the back door.

 

I spotted the culprit immediatly: it was a HUGE white cat with medium length furr. His most striking characteristic a spot of black furr under his nose that made him look like he had a Hitler mustasch.

 

I told him to scram. Unlike most cats he just looked at me... as my two cowardly cats ran inside so fast they looked like two fuzzy streaks.

 

My two cats will be staying inside recovering from their wounds until Hitler-cat finds a new territory.

 

I'll be feeding my cats inside so Hitler-cat will have to look elsewhere for a free meal.

 

Maybe he cat eat the noisy pit bull next door.

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Mark Arbour

Posted

Maybe Hitler Kitty just needs a little love. :jerry:

Former Member

Posted

lol my neighbours cat went missing a few years ago and my uncle opened up our pitbulls mouth and goes "Nope not in there" the neighbour cried lol. But my uncle meant it as a joke.. We have 2 foxxes running around our street now. 1 has a big silver tail and 1 has a huge black tail. I'm hoping they eat a few of the stray cats that come and do there duty in my backyard.

Procyon

Posted

Maybe it'll go away if you get it a birthday cake from Walmart. With 'Hitler' written on it.

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