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Damn Can't resist


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A - Age: 21

 

B- Bed size: Queen

 

C - Chore you hate: Shoveling snow

 

D - Dogs or cats: Cat

 

E - Essential start your day item: Large Turbo Ice French Vanilla Dunkin Donut's Coffee

 

F - Favorite color: Green

 

G - Gold or Silver: I want to say Gold, but I prefer Silver. Not everything in life is gold

 

H - Height: 5'10''

 

I - Instrument played: Piano/Keyboard

 

J - Job title: Administrative Assistant/Tax Accountant/Walking ATM for my sister

 

K - Kid(s): Yes

 

L - Loud or quiet: quiet

 

M - Mom's name: Lisa

 

N - Nicknames: Wendel, Winnie (I had the same political philosophies as Winston Churchill in High School)

 

O - Overnight hospital stay: A lot, eye surgery to keep Glaucoma eye pressure down

 

P - Pet Peeve: People that act nice, but they do not want to tell you the truth

 

Q - Quote from a movie: Two quotes from Other People's Money:

 

Gregory Peck- "I want you to look at him in all of his glory: "Larry the Liquidator." The entrepreneur of post-industrial America, playing God with other people's money. The robber barons of old at least left something tangible in their wake- a coal mine, a railroad, banks. This man leaves nothing. He creates nothing. He builds nothing. He runs nothing. And in his wake lies nothing but a blizzard of paper to cover the pain. Oh, if he said, "I know how to run your business better than you," that would be something worth talking about. But he's not saying that. He's saying, "I'm gonna kill you because at this particular moment in time, you're worth more dead than alive." Well, maybe that's true, but it is also true that one day this industry will turn. One day when the yen is weaker, the dollar is stronger, or when we finally begin to rebuild our roads, our bridges, the infrastructure of our country, demand will skyrocket. And when those things happen, we will still be here, stronger because of our ordeal, stronger because we have survived. And the price of our stock will make his offer pale by comparison. God save us if we vote to take his paltry few dollars and run. God save this country if that is truly the wave of the future. We will then have become a nation that makes nothing but hamburgers, creates nothing but lawyers, and sells nothing but tax shelters. And if we are at that point in this country, where we kill something because at the moment it's worth more dead than alive, well, take a look around. Look at your neighbor. Look at your neighbor. You won't kill him, will you? No. It's called murder, and it's illegal. Well, this, too, is murder, on a mass scale. Only on Wall Street, they call it maximizing shareholder value, and they call it legal. And they substitute dollar bills where a conscience should be. Damn it! A business is worth more than the price of its stock. It's the place where we earn our living, where we meet our friends, dream our dreams. It is, in every sense, the very fabric that binds our society together. So let us now, at this meeting, say to every Garfield in the land, here, we build things, we don't destroy them. Here, we care about more than the price of our stock. Here, we care about people. Thank you."

 

Danny DeVito, responding - "Amen. And amen. And amen. You have to forgive me. I'm not familiar with the local custom. Where I come from, you always say "Amen" after you hear a prayer. Because that's what you just heard - a prayer. Where I come from, that particular prayer is called "The Prayer for the Dead." You just heard The Prayer for the Dead, my fellow stockholders, and you didn't say, "Amen." This company is dead. I didn't kill it. Don't blame me. It was dead when I got here. It's too late for prayers. For even if the prayers were answered, and a miracle occurred, and the yen did this, and the dollar did that, and the infrastructure did the other thing, we would still be dead. You know why? Fiber optics. New technologies. Obsolescence. We're dead alright. We're just not broke. And you know the surest way to go broke? Keep getting an increasing share of a shrinking market. Down the tubes. Slow but sure. You know, at one time there must've been dozens of companies making buggy whips. And I'll bet the last company around was the one that made the best goddamn buggy whip you ever saw. Now how would you have liked to have been a stockholder in that company? You invested in a business and this business is dead. Let's have the intelligence, let's have the decency to sign the death certificate, collect the insurance, and invest in something with a future. "Ah, but we can't," goes the prayer. "We can't because we have responsibility, a responsibility to our employees, to our community. What will happen to them?" I got two words for that: Who cares? Care about them? Why? They didn't care about you. They sucked you dry. You have no responsibility to them. For the last ten years this company bled your money. Did this community ever say, "We know times are tough. We'll lower taxes, reduce water and sewer." Check it out: You're paying twice what you did ten years ago. And our devoted employees, who have taken no increases for the past three years, are still making twice what they made ten years ago; and our stock - one-sixth what it was ten years ago. Who cares? I'll tell you. Me. I'm not your best friend. I'm your only friend. I don't make anything? I'm making you money. And lest we forget, that's the only reason any of you became stockholders in the first place. You want to make money! You don't care if they manufacture wire and cable, fried chicken, or grow tangerines! You want to make money!"

 

R - Right or left handed: Ambidextrous

 

S - Siblings: Sister

 

T - Time you wake up: Depends on my mood

 

U- Underwear: Everything, except wool.

 

V - Vegetable you dislike: Cucumbers, no sex jokes asides, I find them bland

 

W - Ways you run late: I get into an argument

 

X - X-rays you've had: Liver

 

Y - Yummy food you make: Oven baked Mac n' Cheese

 

Z - Zoo favorite: Elephants, yeah Republican Animal, but I want a pink Elephant

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