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The Construction Factor


The broke ass state of California has been working on the Freeway next to my job for the last two months give or take. (Damn time flies when one is having innumerable amounts of fun). Freeway construction in, and of, itself isn't really that intriguing. The guys who are doing the job however, are. Well one guy in particular. He's tall, tan from ethnicity, as well as all the time spent in the sun. Has a killer smile that he gives freely to anyone who says hello or gives a friendly nod. Plus he just has an adorable baby face.

 

He hasn't gone un-noticed; neither by myself, my female co-workers, nor the shameless little sub-shop hoes.

 

He was in the store yesterday, getting a cold drink (Pepsi for some of you detail freaks) and a bag of chips. One of the Sub-shop girls ran over and was all "Ohh Ive seen you around, but not lately" typical small talk gush.

 

he came up to the register.. smiled his awesome smile and then moved on, back to the job a hundred feet away. Sub-shop girl was all "OMG WHO WAS THAT!!" after he left.

 

i laughed it off, cause well it was funny, the other females I work with however got a bit territorial. They were highly disturbed that I wanted to (still do actually) that sub-shop girl was leaking in his presence, and would probably jump at the chance to show him how much of a sandwich artist she really is. In fact one of My female co-workers even commented that her girlfriend wouldn't appreciate her display of horn-doggery very much. I don't believe that so much.. I think as a people we are becoming more and more a-sexual but that is an entire different argument.

 

The whole point of this is, i wanted to tell him about sub-shop girls lust, just so I could punctuate the whole thing with "and that is fine if you like your girls with braces still"

 

perhaps I am evil to some degree... I dunno. I do know that as this conversation plays out in my mind he says he doesn't like girls anyhow and offers to grab a beer after he gets off.

 

That would be nice :)

 

anyhow enough fantasizing for now.

 

Steve

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Kurt

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What kind of chips did he get?

Trebs

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How many times do we have to tell you Steve - pictures, WE NEED PICTURES!!!

Phantom

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Trebs! No pictures for you....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless I see them first 0:)

NaperVic

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Steve's 'Missed Connection' posting on Craigslist innocent.gif ...

 

Freeway Construction Worker M4M

 

This is worth a try... You came into our store to buy a Pepsi and bag of <yet to be named> chips. I was the the guy smiling at you as I couldn't take my eyes off of you. Our eyes connected for a split second, but the metal mouth girl at the register took your attention away with her blabbing. You've got the most amazing eyes, smile, and rugged tan.

 

If you swing my way, let me know what I was wearing and drop me a note.

 

Masked Monkey

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I think Vic has WAY too much skill in writing craigslist ads

Mark Arbour

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Now that's funny. :D

viv

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Or... next time he comes in, ask him what time he gets off so you can buy him something better to drink! ;)

Trebs

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Or tell him that you're thirsty and would drink from his tap? 0:)

Mark Arbour

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Steve can't respond to your posts. He's too busy scouring Craig's list for the ad Vic mentioned. :D

shadowgod

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Yes i did scour craigslist look for that ad :mellow: I haven't seen it yet. Im watching you Vic :pissed::P

 

I don't know what chips... I wasn't paying attention to those. the only reason I know Pepsi is because that is where the dog from the sub-shop attempted to hump his leg to completion.

 

pictures... well I wouldn't want to be too stalker-ish now would I? 0:)

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