And You Expected What?

[movieguy47]

And You Expected What?

When the store manager returned from lunch, he

noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before

he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had

some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally

sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue

double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought

we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That

had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But

tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the

guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."

[Gentim]

At least the dog has good taste!

[BillM]

LOL!

[Myr]

LOL

[ethan thorn]

OMG! funny