Thread to find the worst pun ever

[Aeroplane]

I am a big fan of groan-worthy puns, so on Sunday, I created a facebook event to invite people to my flat for a party. I called it '2D Party (a flat party)'.

 

What are the worst puns you have graced the world with?

[KJames]

I am a big fan of groan-worthy puns, so on Sunday, I created a facebook event to invite people to my flat for a party. I called it '2D Party (a flat party)'.

 

What are the worst puns you have graced the world with?

 

A few years ago I was asked if I wanted to go to a Hallowe'en Party at an acquaintance of my, then, partner, it was a definite "gay only" event...but my response was, "Sure, let's go all out for our costumes."

[Kanaye]

Puns... Im not usually smart enough to think of any when I actually get a chance to but if you wanna talk about pus, Piers Anthony's Xanth series is all about puns..

 

For example a girl who repeats the same dance cause the dance is called a "re-done-dance" or a sleeping bull is a "bull dozer". Such stupid puns but so funny. Two zombie are called Dee Composed and Dee Ceased. LOL. Gotta love it.

[jfalkon]

I heard a few good ones on "Food Detectives" the other day. Ted Allen was investigating what happens when you put an egg in the microwave oven.

 

Egg with shell => egg-splosion

Egg without shell => egg-celent!

 

I'm sure there were more. Ted has a funny was of being simultaniously likeable and slightly geeky.