JamesSavik Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Yup. The Beast is way off his leash. Woof! Due to a change in the medication that they dart me with everyday to keep me from eating the tourist, the Beast is in a MaNiC state. Usually this isn't such a bad thing until he gets arrested. Damn cops have no bloody sense of humor. OK, so I spray painted the mayor is a putz in hunter's orange on city hall. It's true. What's the deal? So I took some liberties with the virtues of the young men in our village. I DID. Now they won't stop calling me. So I hacked a porn DVD into our Cable TV's downlink station. At least it was good porn, and it was damn sure better than their programming. WTF is everybody so upset for and why do I need a lawyer? I make this place a hell of a lot more interesting just by being here. Leash-law my @ss! Link to comment
Kel Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Uhmm James... It's not April Fools, but I'm hoping this post was a bit of black humor?? Kel Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 I am off that foul medication. I now have $80 worth of crap to flush. I'm guessing it wasn't supposed to do that. It wasn't really a rampage. More of a...yeah, I guess you'd call it a rampage. That crap really brought out the delinquent in me. Sad part is, I haven't had so much fun in years. Nobody got arrested so we'll just keep this to ourselves. Link to comment
Kel Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 I'm guessing it wasn't supposed to do that. I'd second that Although, hot pink instead of hunter's orange would have made a nice statement in your neck of the woods... Sad part is, I haven't had so much fun in years. Nobody got arrested so we'll just keep this to ourselves. Just a reformed bad boy these days . Mum's the word. All my best, Kel Link to comment
Coming Undone Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Yup. The Beast is way off his leash. Woof! Due to a change in the medication that they dart me with everyday to keep me from eating the tourist, the Beast is in a MaNiC state. Usually this isn't such a bad thing until he gets arrested. Damn cops have no bloody sense of humor. OK, so I spray painted the mayor is a putz in hunter's orange on city hall. It's true. What's the deal? So I took some liberties with the virtues of the young men in our village. I DID. Now they won't stop calling me. So I hacked a porn DVD into our Cable TV's downlink station. At least it was good porn, and it was damn sure better than their programming. WTF is everybody so upset for and why do I need a lawyer? I make this place a hell of a lot more interesting just by being here. Leash-law my @ss! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn JS You get to have more fun than I do. :axeman: I really don't think thats fair. Link to comment
Masked Monkey Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 (edited) Damn JS You get to have more fun than I do. :axeman: I really don't think thats fair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He is older, wiser, more f -ed up, and just too damned cool not to be allowed to have fun as he sees it. Edited August 31, 2005 by Snow Dog Link to comment
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