Jersey Shore Jokes

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-"Jersey Shore" cast member Snooki was rushed to a hospital suffering from possible alcohol poisoning. After being treated, doctors gave Snooki the bad news that she will apparently recover.

-The 23-year old Jersey Shore star has agreed to crawl into a ball that will drop in New York City's Times Square as the clock counts down to midnight on New Year's Eve.This will be a bit of a change for Snooki as she will attempt getting into a ball instead of balls trying to get inside her.

 

-Apparently, Snooki violated a local litter statute: no trash on the beach.

 

 

-New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie says the show “Jersey Shore” leaves a terrible impression. In related news, chairs say the same thing about Gov. Christie's ass

-The "Jersey Shore" cast have acquired such deep, dark tans that their show has been picked up by BET

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone got any others?

 

[thatboyChase]

i want to have sex with vinnie

[Mark Arbour]

i want to have sex with vinnie

 

You want to have sex with damn near everyone.

Not that that's a bad thing.

[micahdiablo]

GRENADE WHISTLE!