Foster the People- A New Homo Gay Agenda

[methodwriter85]

An article examines Foster the People's secret homosexual agenda for the Youth of America....

 

http://christwire.org/2011/07/foster-the-people-a-new-homo-gay-agenda-propaganda-hipster-band/

 

Alright. This was hilarious. I love satire. LOL. I think this was my favorite part:

 

These ass assassins all have the typical hipster pseudo names, I mean look at these “handles”, Mark Foster, Mark Pontius and Cubbie Fink. They are so uncreative, that two guys used the same name. Must be some type of homosexual ass honey game or this is how you can tell who the two “fem” members are in this tri-sexual tryst of a band. Cubbie is also a gay term meaning “Cub” (a none hairy gay) and “Bie” which means “Backdoor insert erection”.

 

I knew Cubbie had some kind of gay meaning. LMAO.

 

"Tri-sexual tryst of a band." I need to find a way to use that somehow.