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"There's your boat! Go left! Go left!"

 

"OMG! This controller's so gross, why is this controller so gross?"

 

"That's me seven times a day in my car."

 

"He's got a life expectancy of eight seconds."

 

"Who needs Wade? Has he contributed anything so far? Toothless meth tweaker."

 

"How do we get to the strip club?"

 

"It just looks like she's having some sort of insulin shock seizure."

 

"You know what, my erection broke my fall."

 

"Wait I just got shot and I went to the hospital? This is sort of a pro-Obama Care message. He just got shot and went to the crappiest-looking hospital in the world and an hour later he's walking around."

 

"Kick me out of the strip club and I come back with a missile-firing chopper."

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I love Conan :funny: "the loss of Wade was an improvement" :lol:

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