Thanks and Nursery Rhymes

[miguelsanchez55]

Hey All,

My name is Miguel Sanchez and thanks to the staff and my friends BillW and Pyro for steering me to this site.

 

I'm an author myself. :wacko:

 

Here are some nursery rhymes a friend of mine sent me. Where were they when I was growing up?

 

Enjoy.

 

JACK AND JILL

Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill

Forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

 

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

 

LITTLE MISS MUFFET

Sat on a tuffet,

Her clothes all tattered and torn

It was not the spider

that crept up beside her

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

 

SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pieman

Going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pieman unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb@ss!"

 

HUMPTY DUMPTY Sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

 

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,

The cat did a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

When the cat died of electric shock.

 

GEORGIE PORGY Puddin' Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

 

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL

Who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

And when she was good,

She was very, very good,

But when she was bad,

She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.

 

:wacko:

[Pyro]

LMBO thanks those were cute.

 

Pyro :-)

 

[James Bond]

I've seen a couple before, but there where some I've never come across before

 

And hi, Miguel.

You don't know me, but I've been following your stories at Nifty for several years - love'em!

 

007

[Myr]

LOL!

 

Welcome to Gay Authors. I've given you "Author" status.

[August Christopher]

I'll join and say the same...

 

I've enjoyed your work so far.

 

My only complaint would be: Too slow... He he he

 

I want more! Feed me...

 

Nice to meet you here.

 

August ;-)