miguelsanchez55 Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Here is another good one. Mike S. :sword: Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, here -- try these on." So, she did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied,"...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." Jack says, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I Always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Jill says, "...Exactly. And if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will." Link to comment
EricCase Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 LMBO!!! I love that joke. I tried it on Joshy and he said "Wow, these are nice pants Justin, can I keep em?" cause we wear the same size You soo owe me a new pair Mikey! Link to comment
Forloyn Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 ... you could have said no. good one Mike. Link to comment
miguelsanchez55 Posted March 18, 2004 Author Share Posted March 18, 2004 Hehe, No problem. What did they look like and what's your size? If you've lost other pants, check his side of the closet. Take care, Mike :sword: Link to comment
EricCase Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 They were these Fabalus off-white cargo pants. I stole them back though when I was doin laundry today Link to comment
Forloyn Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 being about the same size is a good thing, more to pick from in the morning Link to comment
EricCase Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Yeah I steal his clothes all the time lmbo Link to comment
miguelsanchez55 Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 Glad you got your trousers back dude. Take care, Mike :sword: Link to comment
EricCase Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Me too! Though they look better on Josh (fills em out the better) lol Link to comment
miguelsanchez55 Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 Hey Eric, Well why don't you give him the pants then tell him what's in them belongs to you. Take care, Mike :sword: Link to comment
rainbow Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Hi babe. Real kewl love the joke. rainbow Link to comment
EricCase Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 LMBO! That's like the best idea ever!! gooood thinkin Link to comment
miguelsanchez55 Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 Eric, Glad you liked it. Take care, Mike :sword: Link to comment
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