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Just read all the chapters in one go this morning. Really brightened up an otherwise dreary Monday. Although there is the small problem that I'm now late for work. Oh well it was worth it. Thanks for the great writing as usual. I am totally hooked. Can't wait to find out what will happen next! Michael

OMG that has to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Did you really think of that yourself? Hilarious!! One other thing that I've been meaning to mention for weeks - I promise I am not the grammar police, but there is this one typo in Chapter 80. It's actually quite amusing, but I don't think it's what you meant! This is one of the best stories ever, it makes me so happy every time you post a new chapter. Thank you so much for your fantastic story-telling ability, and for sharing with the rest of us.

I want to know what the dragon is up to! And Theo too, of course. The plot thickens....

Dear Stellar, I just became aware of this new story of yours, and tore right through these first 4 chapters. You're a great storyteller and I have total confidence, based on your earlier work, that all of the questions will be answered in due time. Hopefully sooner rather than later. I too can't wait to see what will happen next! Thank you, and please keep writing -- you are so talented! Michael

Every chapter is like a fresh example of why The Cockney Canuck should never end. It's so rare to find a story (like this one) that gets me so thoroughly engrossed that I lose all track of place and time and everything that is "real life" vanishes from my consciousness. This was yet another very intense rollercoaster-ride of a chapter with even more totally unexpected (yet entirely plausible) twists in the plot. I have this REALLY bad feeling that something awful is about to happen to Robbie. I hope everyone's right about Alex really wanting to help Robbie and having good intentions that are ultimately in Robbie's best interest. But frankly, I could just as easily see Alex locking himself in the room with Robbie and raping him all afternoon. Who's going to stop him -- the (older) brother? (Not likely; he'd probably join in the "fun"....) I hope I'm just being paranoid. Robbie's had enough bad things happen to him! I'll admit it's quite possible that Alex isn't going to do anything "untoward". And maybe Brad won't either. But what about Jake -- Jake is definitely not the kind of guy to just forget about Robbie's parting barbs. I could easily see Jake speeding off to Toronto to pick up his posse of 3 really large and really stupid friends who live to take orders from Jake. Or 3 of his really large and really stupid friends with their 3 loaded Glocks (except it probably wouldn't make sense to include the guns, if it's really true about there being no guns in Canada.) Returning to Alex's house to ensure that Robbie won't ever mouth off to him again. And to prove to everyone that the only good fag is a dead fag. Not to mention Jenny, who's also seriously pissed off at Robbie, thanks to Robbie's inability to shut his mouth. She's undoubtedly plotting some sort of quick and dirty retribution as well. And although it's not likely that Jenny's brand of revenge would be as permanent as Jake's, or as soul-crushing as being sexually assaulted by Alex (again) - that doesn't mean it will be pleasant if Jenny decides to return to Alex's house to teach Robbie -- or Robbie and Alex -- a lesson. Or two. Also, I don't know how much (if at all) I would trust Nathan, after their rather strange and kind of creepy phone conversation. At first I thought it was just Alex and the way he blatantly refused to give Robbie any privacy that was creeping me out. But after re-reading that scene, it became clear that Nathan's words and advice were not exactly what I would call reassuring. The way he kept using the word "hospital" seemed like he might as well have been saying "insane asylum" instead. Which then made me wonder exactly what kind of "hospital" the police intend to take Robbie to, if they get a hold of him before anyone else? We already know that Don is best buds with the local Chief of Police. Would it really be THAT improbable to learn that the entire Cobourg police force is under strict orders to find Robbie and transport him directly to the nearest psych ward? After all, Robbie has clearly been under enormous stress, both physical and mental. Rational police officers who just want to do the right thing will understand that this is only being done for Robbie's own good, to protect Robbie from himself by putting him in the hands of mental health professionals who would then be able to forcibly sedate him so that they could give him the right drugs to make him right in the head again. Similar to what happened to Jack Nicholson in that movie from the 70's with the evil nurse. Are these the kind of thoughts that would only fill the mind of a young but up-and-coming lunatic? Or are they the perfectly rational concerns of a boy who is truly alone in a foreign country, on the run from a powerful man with a lot more knowledge and resources than he could ever hope to have? I suppose only Dodger knows for sure, but if I were Robbie, I would certainly be obsessing about all of the above, and probably some other equally bad possibilities that haven't even occurred to me yet. I really do question why Nathan would encourage Robbie to go to the hospital (even if all he meant was the "normal" hospital and not the psych ward hospital) when doing so would be the equivalent of Robbie putting his life, his future, and his freedom in Don's hands. Don has already proven that he doesn't listen to his own wife. And he definitely hasn't listened to Robbie at all. So why would anyone expect Don to suddenly change his beliefs or his attitude when he has Robbie trapped in a hospital bed and thus completely at his mercy? Especially if it's one of those hospital beds in the mental ward where they lock your arms and legs to the bed with handcuffs. And ominous voices whisper just out of sight about the tens of thousands of roaches or rats or both that are about to be let loose in the room. Similar to what happened to the main character in the book 1984. This is getting seriously depressing. I guess there is nothing to do but hope that Alex really is Robbie's knight in shining armor, who will keep him safe from Jake and Jenny and Don and Whoever Pushed Robbie Down the Stairs, and possibly Brad, and Fran, and the entire Cobourg Police Department, and everyone else in town who has it in for Robbie who we haven't heard about yet -- I'm getting sidetracked but the point is, we need Alex to keep Robbie safe and alive until such time as Rory (finally) hears through the grapevine about how Robbie's in trouble, and decides to (finally) get off his ass and save the day by whisking Robbie away to Ottawa or Saskatoon where Rory and Robbie will be left in peace, at least for long enough to (finally) consummate their love and possibly even live happily ever after.

I love, love, love, love, love (x infinity) this story. I hope it goes on forever. Like all of Comicality's stories. Except with more frequent updates. Thanks for another great chapter, Dodger. EDIT: OK, I just read all of the above comments, including the one about being 3/4 of the way finished. And the one about how the story has to finish at some point. And yes, obviously if the author says we are 3/4 of the way through this story, then clearly, we are 3/4 of the way through this story. But, it could also easily be true that what Dodger isn't telling us, is that this story is merely Volume One of The Cockney Canuck, of which there are to be 38 Volumes. If this is true, the story could still effectively go on forever. There is still hope!

Wow! Really cool, what you did at the end. Of course (like most readers on this site, I would guess) I assumed the narrator was a guy the whole time. (Although I did wonder what was wrong with the narrator when "he" didn't like Devan's penis hanging in "his" face....I've never yet met a gay guy who would complain about that scenario!) It's interesting to think that if you posted this story on a site like (for example) FictionPress, the presumption of most readers would be the opposite of the readers at GayAuthors. Anyhow - the assumptions of the readers notwithstanding, this was a very entertaining story to read. You're a fantastic writer, Dodger, and getting better all the time. I really enjoy your work and can't wait to see what you have in store for us next.

I think everyone's idea of what constitutes a "truly moving story" will be different. Personally I don't know if "truly moving" is how I would describe this specific story, but any story that makes me completely blow off work and stay home all day and half the night because I can't stop reading, is a rare treat. You have a great ear for dialogue. I really like how you went into specific details in so many ways, like mentioning the brands of the shoes, and the types of drugs that Riley sold, and how Carter had to use a different car to drive to the South Side, and the names of the professional basketball players the boys admire, and places and street names in Chicago. There's no reason at all to doubt yourself. Just keep writing -- that truly moving story is inside of you, and it will come out when it's ready....

I just wanted to say thanks for writing such a fantastic story, I tore through it in less than 2 days. The quality of the writing in this story is so vastly improved compared to your earlier work, it's remarkable. You're an amazingly talented writer, can't wait to see what you have in store for us next! -Michael

Wow! I would have said it was not possible to write a story in the first-person, where the narrator goes in to a coma, and also actually describe the narrator's time in the coma, as it is happening. Clearly I was wrong. Highly commendable from a technical standpoint. (On a somewhat related note, to the person who thinks that Robbie can't die since the story is told from his point of view - normally I would agree - but not in this case!) This chapter is beautifully written. Really well done. Went through an entire box of kleenex! Can't wait to find out what will happen next. (Hopefully it won't turn out that Robbie's actually been dead this entire time!) Thanks Dodger, reading this chapter totally made my day. -Michael

This is absolutely the greatest story ever and I still never want it to end! On that subject, I do understand why you don't want to change its name to 18 Months of Twoey. It could be draining to chronicle every day of the rest of sophomore year, plus most of their junior year too. (So I guess it should be assumed that 18 Years of Twoey is out of the question....) But here are some more realistic ideas for your consideration, Skinny D. You would probably need to change the name of this story to The First 18 Weeks of Twoey. This scenario provides you with some excellend possibilities for a much more manageable sequel e.g. The Next 18 Weeks of Twoey. Or you could jump ahead to sophomore year of college by writing Another 18 Weeks of Twoey. Or you could really shake things up by fast forwarding to the gang's first year in the Daleville Convalescent Center with your groundbreaking novel 18 Weeks of Geriatric Twoey. Because let's face facts -- we know that David & Twoey's golden years will be even more dramatic than the first 18 weeks of their sophomore year of high school -- and don't the readers deserve to see that the cliche about how "there's life after 80" isn't just a cliche -- at least, not in Daleville?! In all seriousness, I can't thank you enough for writing this brilliant, thoughtful, riveting and poignant story. The countless hours of entertainment you've provided are priceless. I'm in awe of your talent as a writer. Well done!

I love this story and I love that Corbin may be (finally) clueing in to the fact that Pete is a hugeass loser. If the title of the story wasn't "The English Year", I would (almost) feel secure in the belief that we've seen the last of Pete. Somehow unfortunately I have a feeling this is not the case.... Corbin's evil machinations are awesome and his ability to conjure up these intricate schemes to manipulate and control almost everyone around him is totally entertaining. If Pete were any other character in this story, Corbin would use the rage he's now feeling as the fuel to develop a foolprooof strategy to get Pete kicked out of school and then promptly and permanently deported. I'm hoping against hope that this is what Corbin will do! On a totally different subject, do you think it's possible that Dominic harbors a secret lust for Corbin? Thank you for writing this thoroughly enjoyable story, it really brightens my day whenever I discover that a new chapter has been posted.

I just wanted to comment that I totally love this story and am so glad it continues. Can't wait to find out what will happen next! Great writing. Thank you.

I love this story and am so glad it continues. You're a fantastic writer. Personally I don't even like Pete and I hope he gets deported before the semester ends. Plus, as Nick so astutely observed, if Corbin actually "got" Pete, he'd be bored in a week. Not to mention the fact that it's difficult to picture Pete as a top, which seems to be what Corbin prefers. Corbin's machinations with regards to his fraternity are super entertaining, especially when he torments Dom. I hope he has sex with the entire freshman pledge class. ("He" being Corbin, not Dom!) Not all at the same time. Although that could be interesting, too! Can't wait to find out what will happen next....

This made me cry: "I wondered how foreign I would feel around my brother if he only pretended to like me." Brilliant insightful writing, as always.

I don't think it's unrealistic at all, how Twoey is acting now compared to how he was in the beginning. I once had a friend who got sucked in to a relationship with a psychopathic jealous control freak lunatic, and the changes in Twoey are very true to life. The part that bothers me is how Twoey's mother, who is supposed to be a counselor or psychologist (if I'm remembering correctly) is so oblivious to what's going on with her son. I also don't know why everyone hates Alex so much -- she hasn't (so far) done anything evil or even anything really "bad" besides monopolize all of David's time for the past few weeks. Obviously at some point (soon, I would imagine, since there are only three and a half weeks left to go (unless Skinny Dragon is going to suddenly change the name of the story to 18 Months of Twoey, which I still wish he would do with all of my heart)) -- anyways, Alex is going to realize at some point that David has feelings for boys in general, and/or for Twoey in particular. What she does when that happens, is when her true colors will be revealed. Who knows, she may surprise some readers by actually helping David and Twoey get together. I have no idea. But I think people should reserve judgment, if for no other reason than because reserving judgment is a matter of infinite hope. Thanks, Skinny Dragon, for another great chapter. If I'm not mistaken, the meeting with Randy is next - can't wait to see how that will play out!

I'm sorry I don't have anything more creative or insightful to say - but I still wanted to reiterate how much I absolutely love this story. It makes me so happy every time you post a new chapter. Michael

Holy crap! This just gets better and better. I have to repeat my request that you change the name to 78 Weeks of Twoey, or preferably 18 Years of Twoey, because something this good should never end! Keeping in mind that this is absolutely within the realm of possibility (see for example The Secret Life of Billy Chase, now at Chapter 411 and better than ever) IF you are as talented as Comicality, which, clearly, you are. Like Parker Owens, I, too, hope for more sometime in the next milisecond - if not sooner!

I think that every single chapter of this story has made me cry! This is truly a masterpiece. Thanks so much for writing it, and for sharing it with us.

I'm dangerously addicted to this story. It just gets better and better. And obviously I'm now DYING to read the next chapter after that little bombshell -- dare I say cliffhanger? -- that you casually dropped about Robbie coming out to Fran. Has he lost his mind? (Truthfully, it's the best thing Robbie could possibly do in his situation -- but that doesn't mean he's not either really brave or really crazy if he actually goes through with it!) Thank you, Dodger, for sharing your tale with us, the readers. It makes me so happy every time you add a new chapter....and that will be even more true with regards to the next one!

David is my hero! He's so awesome, the way he defused the freshman bully. No wonder everybody wants him. (David, I mean, not the freshman bully.) Thanks for posting new chapters so frequently. I love this story!

The plot thickens! This story is fantastic! I agree with Defiance, I can't imagine that Tommy's mother would go so far as to want her own son DEAD. Even the Pig Fucker wouldn't want to KILL David. (I'm pretty certain that the Pig Fucker's actual fantasy would be to lobotomize David and then keep him around as his sex slave for a few years.....I'm counting on the fact that this story is not told from Pig Fucker's point of view, and therefore Pig Fucker's fantasies will have no place in the reality of 18 Weeks of Twoey.) At least, I sure as hell hope not. Maybe Sam could tamper with the van's engine to make it explode the next time someone takes it out on a kidnapping or murder mission? Thank you for another great chapter, Skinny Dragon. I can't wait to find out what will happen next.....

Hmmm....a white van. Everyone knows that white vans are only used for (a) abducting people; or ( transporting contraband; or © if you've planted a bug in someone's house, you would park a white van across the street and set up all your fancy equipment in the back of the van, equipment which somehow enables you to listen in on every conversation taking place in every single room of the house where you planted the bug....but I digress. In the context of this story, (a) is the only logical reason that would account for why a white van would appear. This does not bode well for David. Could you please have Sam warn David to never walk (or run) anywhere by himself ever again, and also explain to him that he needs to stay far away from the white van at all times, otherwise I fear for his physical safety.

Too bad the camera didn't capture Tommy's mother doing it with the Reverend on David's bed! I want it to be Saturday already!

This was really painful to read. I'm just glad that Robbie still lives at home, and has enough parental supervision to where it wouldn't really be possible for him to slip into a life of mindless sex and drugs, even if he wanted to, which I don't think he does. But if this were happening when he was away at college, there would be nothing to stop him from sinking except himself. And sometimes that isn't enough.