Philippe

Reminds of that old joke of the Asian adult entertainment hostess; when immediately following the intercourse, as she was getting up to leave she passed gas… The comment as she turned to back out of the room…so sorry, front hole so happy, back hole laugh. 🤭

Oh so true. We all want to think the embarrassing things only happen to others…WRONG. 😂 Those who have and those that will comes to mind. Goodness, that kinda brought Darren down hard….ahhh, ahhh, aahhhhh…shit!

Not if it’s Tabby’s

Butt he can pop his pepperoni

I’m starting to feel like granny set this all up then kicked the bucket on purpose. Nah, faked her death to put these two together; she figured two halves was all she had so combining would still give her a whole. Now she’s monitoring from a vacation getaway that Steve now sells time shares for.

Yup, I read their responses as they only dripped and they therefore didn’t remember nor know those valves were still open…but I see your point that either way assumptions were made or the author’s plumbing license wasn’t applied correctly. 😂 Everyone just wanted to see how wet kitties reacted to being hosed.

That’s the beautiful part of bathrooms that have a drain in the floor versus just a tub or shower, the whole room can be sprayed with water, intended or inexperienced young plumbers, but all goes down the drain. My referrances are to Japanese houses that are great for showering and rinsing…then you get in the tub for soaking. When getting in that small Japanese hot tub, all excess water overflows; going down the whole room floor drain. Interesting that at many Japanese travel destinations, the signs above the tubs warn that there are no floor drains, DO NO ALLOW TUB TO OVERFLOW. Meanwhile, the guests downstairs get to tell whether that message translates properly. 😂

They refer to cutting of under the sink so I guess it’s the bathroom main versus the whole house main that we tend to refer to here in the US.

Yeah…362 days left to see that light coming head on.

But then what would set the tone each morning, the smell of hyperactive hormones dancing upon pond water whiffs powered by a sleeping tabby’s breath from within….HIS BED!

Mom’s old washer and dryer are still going but ironically I had to replace the water heater at 18yo; though the dryer now has a bit of a bump thump…that as I remember at one time was somewhat linked and desired as an enhancement to the book of Kama sutra. One of my girlfriends and I made it through most of that book over a week of her vacation spent with me…in our mid 20s.

The happy and the sad stew a bit while the efforts and therapy season the pot. Dean’s studies and Kris’ Pride help bring variety and desire back to simmer into an entree of relationship that hints of the past with new and fresh ingredients. These two, with mom and Marcus’ blessings bring together the final course of this wonderful gathering for an all new recipe of Dean’s auto repair design; a special blend of honest work and honest service. The grand finale; the reviews were evident with word spreading rapidly to fill the schedule with all the work Dean could possibly do in a day of his own life with his own family and of his own making…with the help of his own man.

Is that a dis on tea-bagging?

Even with his herbal prowess I questioned whether he had a bong.

Well, before tv got to where everything is a slap in the face, there were no bedroom scenes. There were teasing, winks, and that last check of the room, hallway, are even the yard before door closed and lights out. Then was just the implied smiles, jibes, questions from those less…fortunate, or old enough, that were then scolded. So waking sciences (fade in) or nighttime what I’m about to do (fade out), if laid out well can sometimes be quite fulfilling as it allows each reader to envision their …own touch??

Huh 🤔 Kinsey scale?? I think you’re possibly trying to say they’ve been lying to or about themselves. Yet having a gay lover in college myself but then finding a true love later with the one that became my wife and mother of my kids…and yes a monogamous relationship for decades, I can say love to me is about the person, not just the sexy bits. Sexual attraction is more fluid for some than others, and I know I didn’t like people telling me what I was or should be doing based on their sexuality and feelings. Yes now, I do consider myself more gay, but a lot of that is my personal bias from life experience, not taste, but events that has jaundiced my feelings of female relationships, expectations, and manipulation. I personally just feel women are too much work and even then they’re never truly happy…with themselves, and then that translates to their hubbies. That doesn’t mean there’s no chance I might find another but I doubt doing so, not lack of attraction but because I’ve been burned and betrayed…and I just don’t need or want what many women want these days; it’s not just sexuality.

No, don’t stop, don’t stop 🛑 And no mean no…so don’t stop! 🤣 You misunderstood, I said an extra two days to wait. Argh, this is gonna be tough.

The.bad news now is…there’s an extra two days to wait until we find out if round two gets elevated or we see Gavinization cockblocking our marauding virgins. Hey Davin, did you use a new shower cleaner, something left spray marks with drip stains on the glass; the cleaners are gonna be making phots to send mom. All together, say jizz…I mean cheez. I’m (still) dreaming of a white Christmas, just like …

I had no intent to reply as done it just started to happen, once begun.

Grandma has a plan, even Tabby doesn’t know what, but at least he was already prepared knowing granny. But Alvin…pure wild alley cat 🐈‍⬛.

Instead of Tim the tool man we have the two stooges on plumbing…indoor and …outdoor, then the over the fence neighbor with academic reflections or distractions, that probably spared Alvin more plumbing issues; hard pipes vs hard water. 😗

I don’t know…that sawdust on those chest hairs rolling upon the sculptured oak known as Tabby…that may glisten beige…but who cares, it’s that little bead of sweat that…argh.