dughlas
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Everything posted by dughlas
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No wonder you're frustrated and acting out.
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Says the man with a sexy lawn tractor.
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Time to head to market. Blessed be y'all.
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That's one rather hot fallen angel ... hey BoomBoom is he you're nephew?
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You're younger than my son.
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Hi Page 😃
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You're right. He missed me and Craig and Page and Albert and a host of others. Oops, forgot about B, he's so quiet when he's sleeping. Not even the teeniest little snore.
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Just because I allow my herd to free range does not mean they are neglected. Perhaps you should stop attempting to lure them into your clutches with candy and other sweet treats. Consider your poor neglected little frog sitting idly by watching you fawn over what's righfully mine. For shame. It's little wonder he keeps trying to steal Page's Morgan, or Albert's Steve. He can't help himself in his abject loneliness. Now go tend to what's yours and leave mine be you vixen.
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How about this hunk of meat instead?
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No buts, you know the rules.
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Clo, what's the rule about lads in plaid. HANDS OFF! Go help you Frog Prince escape.
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Ohhh ... uhm, mine. But y'all can look and drool.
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What do you mean I owe you two men and a kilt? Payment for said purchase was denied for insufficient funds. I should never have accepted a check drawn on an account with the Imperial Bank of Texas.
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Greetings Albert. Well enough. Took each parent to separate doctor's appointments. Fortunately, both are doing okay.
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Page!
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HEY!
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Nor do I ...
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I'd like to say that's safer than letting you play with nukes ... but, ... well, I can't.
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And that's the [redacted]!
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Well, don't beat yourself up over it ...
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Drewth.
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Drew has a hard time thinking outside the box since he's usually standing on one.
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What about the not so old ones?
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Then you best learn how it's made, hadn't you. And that "I can barely cook" don't hold water. If you've a mind to learn it you can? First get the recipe in writing with specifics. Like what brand of mayo, mustard, vinegar, pickle, etc. Do you mix it while the potatoes are warm or let them cool a bit. You get the idea. Don't let that recipe go.
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Thanks.
