Even with the Ministry of Drewth working at full ability no one would believe you were the responsible parent in that relationship. Though a palace coup might be fun to watch.
We've been enjoying them for awhile. Hyacinths bloomed last month. Daffodils are in bloom now. Mum's tea roses have buds and knockouts have been blooming a couple of weeks. The redbuds are mostly finished and a couple of dogwoods are just beginning. All very early because of the unseasonable warmth last month. Last night we had an unseasonable freeze warning and expect cold again tonight. I was busy yesterday covering all the plants with tender new growth
Mum very very rarely is out and about without me. Still, I'm staying with her at her house, ergo, even were she not here you still nuked mum.
Shouldn't you be packing or something?
When you dropped them on me in SC you dropped them on mum. You're far too young to be having such memory issues. Perhaps we should look into a care facility.
If you have to ask then, yes.
In all seriousness. I'm glad you and your family have had this time together. Enjoy the remaining time and travel safely.
Just get some kids to stack up some Legos. The wall doesn't need to be very tall. He has hobbit legs. When he tries running around the end just slide the wall. It'll be like using a laser to tease the cat.
Yes, I'm being very mean. It's payback for dropping nukes on mum.
Okay, so perhaps that's true. Being God-and-Emperor isn't necessarily a precursor to becoming a tyrant. There's always the possibilty you could have been a benign despot. However, you behave as a tyrant. Likely because you've let all that power go to your head.