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  1. dughlas
    Glad you waited to do your nails until after cleaning the stove.
  2. dughlas
    Hmmm, but ass pinching can lead to a different sort of energy draining activity. We wouldn't want to expose Gary to that. He has plumbing and other handydad stuff to do and can't be spending all day in bed ... smiling.
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    She skipped dinner at Albert's to catch a plane to Bucket's.
  4. dughlas
    You dear lady are a bit fickle. You've been regularly bouncing over to Albert's to be fed. Tried to move in with Marty but Ireland has COVID restrictions in place that prevent that. Likewise your move to Gary in Canada was stymied by the closed border. Now you're travelling to the Upsidedown because things are hot at Bucket's.
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    Uhm, just what were you up to in the refinery?
  6. dughlas
    Isn't there a story about another single woman who lived in a gingerbread house? As I recall she would lure unsuspecting innocents into her home where she consumed the males ... say, how's the herd doing, haven't heard much out of them lately.
  7. dughlas
    Hmmmm, perhaps we could find you some other easily acquired and consumed addictive energy boost, suppose it also needs to be legal. How's your sugar consumption?
  8. dughlas
    Belated greetings Albert. I hope you and Steve are well.
  9. dughlas
    Will we be waiting long?
  10. dughlas
    Awesome photo.
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  12. dughlas
    He slept through the first 90 seconds.
  13. dughlas
    Well things are going as I'd hoped and with luck they won't hit any snags when they return to town to biy the land. More story is good.
  14. dughlas
    I suggest a good quality olive oil gently massaged in before seasoning to taste ...
  15. dughlas
    Hmmm, there's certainly something missing from my pandemic workout, well something other than the entire workout.
  16. dughlas
    I know I smell nice. After my shower I applied just a spritz of Vince Camuto Solare ...
  17. dughlas
    No, simply revolting but at least I don't smell bad
  18. dughlas
    You know what they say about peasants ... we're revolting.
  19. dughlas
    It's okay really. It's a well established fact that it's just glitter, a lot, alot of glitter.
  20. dughlas
    It would be collateral damage exceptin' ... ... 'cause you live under his benign despotism.
  21. dughlas
    For such a little guy he does got hisself an oversized button. I'd wager it's bigger 'en Donald's.
  22. dughlas
    Careful you might get charged with disparaging his momma's tamales. Then you'll be faced with all sorts of legal tumbleweeds. I think it's a plot to keep more of said tamales for hisself even if he can only eat 9 of them at a sitting. Poor woman slaves endlessly to create culinary wonders to feed her youngin' and he makes light of her efforts by only eating 9 tamales. Ungrateful slacker brat.
  23. dughlas
    Maybe it's the chair. Try standing on a different one and see if things go better.
  24. dughlas
    Those were just the precursors for the big one ...
  25. dughlas
    You gotta stop tryin' to stuff in such big handfuls ...
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