Heat index is currently 113/45°. Hopefully the sea breeze will kick in soon. Current ocean water temp is 82/28°. The housing complex pool feels like a warm bath.
You sound just like my sister as a preteen. She was never wrong, incorrect on occasion but never wrong. She was a sometime contarian too. Tomorrow would have been her 61st birthday but sadly she passed away unexpectedly when she was 39.
Because when it comes to your mama's tamales your a greedy little sod. Plus, I specified a particular cookie that I'm certain you didn't share with him. Again, because you're a greedy little sod.
When did last offer him a Pepperidge Farms Double Dark Chocolate Milano cookie? Hmmpf, just as I thought, you're not being nice.
I bet he's never had one of the Empress Mama's tamales either. Not nice, not nice at all.