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  1. Bender

    Philosophy?!?!?!

    By Bender,

    So...There is this teacher at my school who looks exactly like Albert Einstein. It's creepy. Anyways, we had an assembly today, and I was sitting with my friend, who, by the way, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box.
     
    So Mr. Eintstein's clone walks by and my friend says,"Wow, he looks exactly like Einstein."
     
    And I'm all, "Yeah, he does...it's weird."
     
    And he says "He should teach, like, philosophy, or something."
     
    So at this point I'm trying really hard not to laugh (and succeeding) because I guess it's not nice to laugh at people who aren't very smart. So I said, "Or maybe he should teach, like, Quantum Physics, or differential equations."
     
    And he says, "Well, considering this school doesn't offer those classes, he should teach philosophy."
     
    I had to pretend to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to laugh in his face. Does that make me really mean? If so, I must say, in my defense, that philosophy isn't a science. Or a math. Or anything that Einstein would even consider teaching. I'm a meanie.
     
    In other news, Hot cross country guy is actually the friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, and thanks to the magicks of xanga.com, I was able to see his xanga today. I read it three times, trying to memorize every little tidbit, and I read his profile, and I read his interests...Does all this make me a stalker?
     
    But I found out today (not through stalking) that he is in choir. So he can sing, too. Not to seem egotistical, but not as well as me. But to make it into choir, you've gotta be pretty good. So that's good. I like musicians.
     
    Peace out homie G's
     
    -psychic psychopath
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    That strange sound...

    By Bender,

    The strabge sound that the title refers to is the laughter of Hot Cross Country Guy, whom I had never herad laugh until today. It is the most beautiful sound ever. So my assignment to you all: In your responses to this entry, please include your favorite joke. I have made it my mission to hear his laughter more. I don't even remember what happened to make him laugh, but something did, and I was slightly euphoric for a while afterwards.
     
    Also, on the two hour bus ride on the way home from our cross country meet, I talked to him. Twice. About music. And Jon, you were right, talking to him is getting easier. Found out that he plays the guitar. Just so ya know, musicians were my weak spot even before I met him, so now he is even hotter. Wow, I can't even do grammar correctly anymore! What is he doing to me?!?!?!?!
     
    Thanks for all of your comments. However, I am not stalking him, and I am pretty sure he isn't stalking me...sadly. About running with him...I can't keep up. He's really good, I'm...not. I guess I need to find something else to talk to him about.
     
    But, I did awesome at the race today! I did my best time ever, and I beat every other freshman on my team, except for the amazingly good freshman who is on varsity, whom I don't even compete agaisnt (because he is on varsity).
     
    OU lost to Texas. Badly. I am in a bad mood about that.
     
    I want to be on drumline at my scholl. I am obsessed with drumline. I was born to play the drums. Also, the sweatshirts that drumline got this year are really cool. I love drumline.
     
    Today I actually have stupid people to complain about. This dude at the race tripped me, not while we were running, and then didn't even apologize. I even apologize when I accidentally-on-purpose trip people. The jerkface.
     
    That's all for today.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  3. Bender

    Two blogs in one night!

    By Bender,

    Found this on Mag's blog, and just had to post it.
     
    Ten reasons why people oppose gay marriage:
     
    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
     
    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
     
    3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
     
    4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
     
    5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
     
    6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
     
    7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
     
    8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
     
    9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
     
    10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
     
    My fav's no. 8
     
    -psychic psychopath
  4. Bender

    O come O come Emmanuel

    By Bender,

    I am getting in the mood for the Christmas very early this year. I actually sang "O come O come Emmanuel" twice today. It's a good song. Everyone at Cross Country thought it was weird that in early Oct. I'm singing about Christmas.
     
    Speaking of Cross Country, I love It! How else would I get to see the object of my affection? It's not enough to just see him walking in and out of the AP english room every day. That's all about him today, though.
     
    I found out today that I made the "A" team on our school's academic team. I'm the only freshman to do so this year. I'm stroking my ego (and something else) a little here. That's pretty much all for today.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  5. Bender

    Emoticons are fun

    By Bender,

    :wacko:
    That was fun.
     
    I'm in love. With Faith Hill. Just discovered a new song of hers called "stealing kisses". It inspired me to write a story with a similar theme. So I've started on that.
     
    I missed Biology today because I had a race. I am sad. I often times prove my teacher wrong because he ain't so good at the whole Biochemistry thing, and I am. I told him of the difference(s) between alpha and beta glucose, and then the difference between Starch and glycogen. I can't wait until I get to take chemistry.
     
    Hot Cross Country Guy...Today we watched a movie before our race in Cross Country, because that's just the kind of thing our Coach would do...get us out of class so we can watch a movie...And I was sitting next to Hot Cross Country Guy on the couch, and he laid down to sleep, and I had to try so hard not to run my fingers through his hair...He's so cute when he's asleep.
     
    Bye y'all
     
    -psychic psychopath
  6. Bender

    Why Me?

    By Bender,

    Okay, so there was a Football game at my highschool tonight. More importantly, it was homecoming. We Won! Anyways, since football is religion in the south, just about all of the students from my school went to cheer on the team and socialize. I went with my sister and her friend.
     
    We stopped at Taco Bell on the way there to get a little food, and the dirve thru was packed, so we went inside. And guess who we saw there--Hot Cross Country guy. With his girlfriend. I saw him first, so I id behind my sister and her friend, while secretly stealing glances at him. However, I guess he saw me, because as we were waiting for our food (for twenty minutes mind you), he stood up to leave and said "Hi Jim", while waving.
     
    So I gave him a peace sign. I never wave. Ever.
     
    Then, at the game, I saw him as I was walking and he said "Thanks for ignoring me at Taco Bell." Oops. Now he really hates me.
     
    So I responded with "I wasn't ignoring you...per se." I couldn't have just left it without the per se, oh no, that would be way too good a thing to say to him, as if he doesn't already think I'm enough of an asshole.
     
    But seriously, up until this point I haven't seen anyone I know outside of school or school functions, except him, whom I've seen four times now. FOUR TIMES. Could this be a sign, or something?
     
    Other than that, nothing much happened today. Need Sleep. Race tomorrow.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  7. Bender
    Okay, so today I did the unthinkable...I talked to the hot guy on my cross country team!!!!!!!!!! Jon, you should be so proud of me.
     
    Well technically, he talked to me, because I was wearing a shirt with lots of holes in it at cross country, and he pointed to the biggest hole (just right of my left nipple) and said "I think you need a new shirt."
     
    So usually, I go shirtless at cross country, but today it was raining, so I put my holey (or now holy) shirt on to keep from getting pelted with huge, cold raindrops. In response to his opening statement, I said, "yeah...it's seen better days." I then lifted up my arms to show him the two holes right where my pits are, which are huge!!!! The holes are huge, not my pits.
     
    So I actually was able to hold up my end of the conversation, as opposed to saying "Gah Gah go Duh" Like I did at subway (long story...).
     
    Also, have you ever had someone make fun of your religion? There are these two guys who go to my school, who make fun of me because I'm Catholic. They say I worship the Pope, etc. What's even worse is that they don't listen when I tell them that I don't worship the Pope. I don't even like the Pope that much. But the worst part of all is that I will be explaining something to someone else, like that cellulose is a polymer of betaglucose, and they will walk up to that person and say, "Yeah, listen to the Catholic about Science..." I know about science better than both of them put together.
     
    Not that even have any right to make fun of me. One is Lutheran (I'm dead seriuos...a Lutheran is making fun of a Catholic) and the other is nondenominational, and he goes to a very new aged church, where they play christian rock on electric guitars and drink soda and listen to the preaher say the same thing over and over again. He makes fun of my traditionalist religious views. Does this make you as sick as it makes me?
     
    -psychic psychopath
     
    P.S. Wow! I did two blog entries within a day of each other!
  8. Bender

    Viv' quiz

    By Bender,

    Everyone's new favorite thing:
     
    1. Who are you?
     
    2. Are we friends?
     
    3. When and how did we meet?
     
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
     
    5. Would you kiss me?
     
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
     
    7. Describe me in one word.
     
    8. What was your first impression?
     
    9. Do you still think that way about me now?
     
    10. What reminds you of me?
     
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
     
    12. How well do you know me?
     
    13. When's the last time you talked to me?
     
    14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
     
    15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
     
    In other news, Just discovered the nifty little chat thing we have here at GA last night. Spent a lot of time on there now. Turns out people actually do read my blog. Cool!
     
    See ya
     
    -psychic psychopath
  9. Bender

    Oops!

    By Bender,

    Didn't know I had to publish my entries. So all of my entries up until this point just got published five seconds ago, and they are in reverse order. Oops!
     
    -psychic psychopath
  10. Bender

    This is new...

    By Bender,

    So it's my first blog entry. Ever. How cool is this? I just found out today that the symbol above what I'm typing right now, an earth with a chain on it, is a control that adds a hyperlink. It's true: I'm the only smart teenager in the world who is technologically retarded.
     
    I also just found out today that Mikie is deaf. That pretty much ruined my day. I hate finding out sad things like that. Mikie, you are the coolest and I love ya to pieces!
     
    On a lighter note (per se), a few days ago I saw my jerkface father for the first time in a long time. Snow Dog, notice the "jerkface". I know I told you I still love him, but that becomes less and less every time I see him.
     
    So, I also learned about isotopes (again) in biology today. I never quite understood why we cover chemistry in biology. Other than production of energy and creation and maintenance of nucleic acids, chemistry doesn't play a huge role in the biological world. Isotopes especially play a tiny role in biology, because I don't think carbon 14 is going to help us much when it comes to explaining why microevolution has been proven and macroevolution is still a theory. Or a load of crap, depending on how you look at it. If you know the answer, will you please tell it to me?
     
    Also, I am Catholic, and today at school an ex-friend of mine was talking about how Catholics wrongfully call the pope 'Holy' and we worship the Virgin Mary (which is not true!). The worst part is, he said all of this behind my back, knowing that I am Catholic and can easily beat him up. So in the halls, I walked up to him and I was like, "We can do whatever the f**K we want the Pope!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then, I just walked away without saying another word. Everyone in the halls was staring at me. It was so much fun.
     
    So that's the end of Today's rant. Bye!!!!
     
    -psychic psychopath
  11. Bender

    derka derka

    By Bender,

    So, "Team America" is a somewhat funny movie, but not nearly as funny as everyone makes it out to be. There is this kid in my english class who says "derka derka" non stop. I mean honestly, I could understand saying it every once in while, but not every five minutes. That's just annoying.
     
    Lots of biology homework tonight. But that's okay, because I like biology. It's much better than having Okla. History homework.
     
    Speaking of which: I have the gaydar pretty much down to an art. I measure one's gayness in twips, or how many tims my gaydar goes "twip" when I am speaking to them. Which is why I thought it was really funny when I found out the twip was also a computer measurement. Anyways, the measurement works like this: 0-13 twips is a straight boy. 14-17 twips means bisexual. 18+ twips means gay. So I was talking to this really hot guy in my Okla. History class and I didn't even twip once. Not Once! Even with sraight guys I usually twip at least three times in one conversation. So someone turned off my gaydar, I suspect.
     
    Hot CC guy currently has six twips. So he's straight, as far as I can tell.
     
    That's all.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  12. Bender

    Amazingly boring day

    By Bender,

    absolutely nothing of interest happened today. Oh wait, actually, I got a pimple the size of Australia on my nose. I hate being a teenager.
     
    Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad .
     
    So that's all for today. I'm gonna go jack off thinking about a threesome with hot cross country guy and Brad Pitt , then I'm going to sleep.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  13. Bender
    I've been in a very blog mood lately. I just used a noun as an adjective. I need to call my fellow grammar police officers and have them arrest me and then indict me and convict me of high treason against the lords of Grammar...
     
    Got a little crazy there! Anyways, has anyone out there ever just been in an artistic mood for no reason whatsoever? I was today. So I tried to write a song, but the muse wasn't with me today. I hate it when that happens. So instead of writing a song, I sang one...okay twenty. I took a very long shower and sang a bunch of songs during said shower. Music is awesome.
     
    Hot Cross Country guy did a different workout today than me, because he couldn't go to the homecoming parade, for he has a job (at subway). So I ran with everyone else to the parade, which sucked ass, while he did thirty minutes at easy pace and six strides...He lucked out. I think that I will include something about him in every blog entry from now on. Have I mentioned I am practically in love with him?
     
    I gotta tell you, GA chat is the coolest. It rocks.
     
    As for the title of this blog entry; just figured I'd let you know.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  14. Bender

    Hello again

    By Bender,

    So, uh, It's been a long time since I made a blog entry. I kinda forgot about my blog. Sorry.
     
    Found some stuff from a summer camp I went to today. Re-reading that sentence, to make more sense I should say I went to a summer camp and found the remnants of said camp this morning. I hope that makes sense. Anyways, It was a physics camp, because I'm a nerd, and the things I found were like accelerations, including gravity, and other vectors, and how they affect the movement of a metal ball shot out of a projectile motion apparatus. If you understood that statement, good for you!
     
    Got an email from his highness Snow Dog today. I miss him. He said the whole move to Virginia will be permanent in two weeks. He found a house (or apartment, depending on how things worked for his wife and him).
     
    Got a stupidhistory test back today and I got a stupid "B" on it, because some jerkface had to get a 100% and ruin the curve. History sucks. Good thing it's just a one semester class. Nothing else really to rant about. Peace out y'all.
     
    -psychic psychopath
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