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Some thing exciting happened today!

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Okay, so today I did the unthinkable...I talked to the hot guy on my cross country team!!!!!!!!!! Jon, you should be so proud of me.

 

Well technically, he talked to me, because I was wearing a shirt with lots of holes in it at cross country, and he pointed to the biggest hole (just right of my left nipple) and said "I think you need a new shirt."

 

So usually, I go shirtless at cross country, but today it was raining, so I put my holey (or now holy) shirt on to keep from getting pelted with huge, cold raindrops. In response to his opening statement, I said, "yeah...it's seen better days." I then lifted up my arms to show him the two holes right where my pits are, which are huge!!!! The holes are huge, not my pits.

 

So I actually was able to hold up my end of the conversation, as opposed to saying "Gah Gah go Duh" Like I did at subway (long story...).

 

Also, have you ever had someone make fun of your religion? There are these two guys who go to my school, who make fun of me because I'm Catholic. They say I worship the Pope, etc. What's even worse is that they don't listen when I tell them that I don't worship the Pope. I don't even like the Pope that much. But the worst part of all is that I will be explaining something to someone else, like that cellulose is a polymer of betaglucose, and they will walk up to that person and say, "Yeah, listen to the Catholic about Science..." I know about science better than both of them put together.

 

Not that even have any right to make fun of me. One is Lutheran (I'm dead seriuos...a Lutheran is making fun of a Catholic) and the other is nondenominational, and he goes to a very new aged church, where they play christian rock on electric guitars and drink soda and listen to the preaher say the same thing over and over again. He makes fun of my traditionalist religious views. Does this make you as sick as it makes me?

 

-psychic psychopath

 

P.S. Wow! I did two blog entries within a day of each other!

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gobears20022002

Please don't be offended. Christian rock just makes me laugh. I knew a couple brothers who played in a Christian band like the one you described. They never payed their bills or payed back money they borrowed and were total liars. As far as Lutherans giving Catholics a hard time, that seems logical. I don't mean that it is right, but Martin Luther broke away from the Catholic church and started the Lutheran church. I say that it is logical in the sense that obviously they have disagreements. I was raised Lutheran and am now an atheist. I disagree with both. As far as people picking on you, They would pick on you no matter what you believe, take interest in, or do. That is what people with low self-esteem do to try to make themselves feel better about themselves.

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jon

Hey buddy! Congratulations on your successful conversation with hot cross country boy!!! Hopefully it will only get easier and easier to talk to him. I wish you the best of luck with him!!! :2thumbs:

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Bender

Please don't be offended. Christian rock just makes me laugh. I knew a couple brothers who played in a Christian band like the one you described. They never payed their bills or payed back money they borrowed and were total liars. As far as Lutherans giving Catholics a hard time, that seems logical. I don't mean that it is right, but Martin Luther broke away from the Catholic church and started the Lutheran church. I say that it is logical in the sense that obviously they have disagreements. I was raised Lutheran and am now an atheist. I disagree with both. As far as people picking on you, They would pick on you no matter what you believe, take interest in, or do. That is what people with low self-esteem do to try to make themselves feel better about themselves.

 

Actually, there is a new hypothesis that suggests that perhaps bullies actually just have too high of a self-esteem, so they pick on others because they think they are better. I used to have self-esteem issues, but then I realized that there's nothing wrong with me, it's just other people that have problems, so I was able to deal with it better.

 

P.S. I hate Christian Rock. I'm starting to hate Christians, too. It's been a long day.

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