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  1. Bender
    It's Advent! You know what that means; only four (five, technically) weeks until Christmas. So it's time to light the first purple candle in the Advent wreath. Boy, the Catholic church has a lot of silly traditions. Like Easter.
     
    Our Chrsitmas tree is now up and decorated. It took a while, but I at least had the help of my sister. However, Christmas lights are still demonic. They just decide to stop working occasionally, and then you have to take the whole string off only to find that they are actually just blinkers. Oh well.
     
    Speaking of Christmas lights...My sister hit some of the lights that I lined the driveway with. She ran over them with her car. So of course I had to replace them. But that's alright, I made her buy me flaming (hehehehe) hot cheetos, which I shared of course.
     
    I've been sitting here listening to the movie version of "Without You" over and over again, thinking about Hot Gay Guy, desperately wanting a boyfriend to cuddle up with...okay, pity party time is over. Happy hour is from 4 to 5. Literally. I inted to drink myself silly tonight.
     
    Okay, okay, so I won't be doing any drinking. But that's quite alright. I'm gonna go listen to more Rosario Dawson and cry some more. It's a very sad song.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  2. Bender
    This is going to be a really long blog entry. I saw Harry Potter 4 Friday Night, and I must say that Daniel Radcliffe is quite yummy. He has a little bit of hair just around his nipples and it is really hot.
     
    Because I saw Harry Potter, I only got three hours of sleep Friday Night, which was really bad because I had an academic team competition Saturday. My team was one of freshmen, and we beat lots of varsities from other schools. We ended up getting 5th or 6th, though. We lost twice to hot gay guy's team. I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is gay, and also extremely nice. I talked to him a little bit, and he works at one of my favorite stores in the mall, and he was able to correctly guess my jeans size. Which is 28 by 32, in case you were wondering. I have really long legs for my height.
     
    Christmas is coming. Being the "Man of the house" ( ), I was commissioned to put up Christmas lights. So, there are lights on the bushes and lining the driveway. I did NOT want to get out the ladder. But let me tell you, Christmas lights may be for Christmas, but they are controlled by the Antichrist. I had a string that I plugged in, and they worked fine. Then, I went and did something else for maybe ten minutes, I come back outside, and none of them work! WTF?!?!?!
     
    I just got back home 20 minutes ago because I went to a musical. It was "The Music Man". After that, I went to the cast party even though I wasn't in the cast to see a friend of mine who was in it. I ended up staying way too late and now I am going to be like the living dead tomorrow. But I just had to make this blog entry.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  3. Bender

    Turkey?

    By Bender,

    So, I went to the buttcrack of America for Thanksgiving today...my uncle's house. And as much as I like buttcracks, this one was not very fun.
     
    My family is absolutely crazy. Ok, Snow Dog knows exactly how crazy my mom is; extremely. However, my mom looks like an amateur in comparison with the rest of my family. The craziest is by far my grandma. We were just talking about this amazingly annoying kid I used to go to school with, and my grandma says, "It's raining in New York."
     
    My sister and I looked at each other and just burst out laughing. Considering we didn't have any internet connection and the Macy's parade wasn't on, I don't know what made my grandma think that it was raining in New York. Whatever.
     
    I ate too much Turkey, and about ten seconds after I finished eating, the tryptophan hit me and I wanted to go to sleep really, really badly. So I'm going to bed soon. G'night.
     
    -psychic psychopath
     
    P.S. Wow! No mention of either hottie during the main portion of my blog entry! Well, they're both very hot, and that's all I'll say about that.
  4. Bender
    Today I broke up with my girlfriend. Well, it was kinda a mutual breakup. It feels weird to say that, because I'm gay and most definitely should not have a girlfriend. We broke up because: 1) I felt like I was leading her on because I'm gay and she didn't know that and This is a run-on sentence that will end now. 2) She and I really acted more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend, and being her friend is exactly what I wanted. We are now friends, and we will be for quite a while. 3) It was getting to the point where my sister just wouldn't talk to me for a long time. The longest time was two days, which is a huge deal with me. My sister and I are very close, and it really hurt to not be able to talk to her. Yes, she hated the fact that I was going out with one of her friends.
     
    So We broke up, and it was really hard to do it, because I was afraid of hurting her feelings, but in the end she just agreed with me and we started talking about this kid who constantly looks like he is eating his lips. It was a smooth conversation flow.
     
    Other than that, nothing new really happened. I am very excited because "Rent" comes out in less than a week. I am pretty much counting down the seconds. It has the coolest saying thingie ever: "No day but today." It's so simple, but so profound. Plus, the song "Seasons of Love" is one of my favorite songs ever.
     
    I was talking to this friend of mine who (or is it whom?) is very smart today, and he said that I should become a quantum physicist and then figure out a way to get us to Alpha Centauri. Now, if I'm not mistaken, that's not exactly something that a quantum physicist is likely to do. I mean, maybe I could figure out a way to harness zero-point energy, but space travel? No. But then, I could be very wrong.
     
    The reason this came up is because I told him about how my mom expects me to get a full ride to college, but then she's going to make me become an M.D. Which is retarded. I hate medicine. I would commit suicide before going to Medical School. However, knowing my mother, I'm going to end up going to Medical School. That's just the way it is; she wants me to be a doctor, one way or another she's going to make me be a doctor.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  5. Bender

    13 f****** note cards

    By Bender,

    We have latin Note Cards due tomorrow, and while thirteen may not seem like too many, but I put ten terms on each card. 130 words. It is hard.
     
    But seriously, latin is, like, the hardest language ever. I mean, you have to remember part of speech, gender, declension, conjugation, case, tense, and many, many other things. My latin teacher keeps stressing that there are only three tenses in English, but there are six in Latin: Present, Future, Past Perfect, Past Imperfect, Pluperfect, and Future Perfect. Then she says that in English there's just past, present, and future. But there's actually past, past perfect, present, present perfect, future, and future perfect. So it's really not that big of a deal.
     
    But remembering the various cases is. There is nominative, accusative, genitive, ablative, dative, and vocative. The different cases of each noun depends on their declension, which there are five of. Declension is kinda like conjugation, but it applies to nouns and adjectives, not verbs.
     
    Well, I'll stop being a Latin teacher now. We had an academic team competition yesterday. We got second, again. But that's okay. What's really bad is that there was a hot guy who was being the moderator who was totally making my gaydar go CRAZY (I'm pretty sure he was a junior in highschool). Anyways, I heard his name once, but I couldn't remember it. So in between rounds, I see him and he says "Hi Jim."
     
    And I say, "Hi, I can't remember your name." I seem to make an asshole out of myself a lot. Then there's kinda an awkward silence for a minute, and I say, "This would be the part where you tell me your name." So he tells it to me, and I try not to start crying as I walk away. I was very rude.
     
    Whatever.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  6. Bender

    one weird-ass night

    By Bender,

    So, my day was normal and boring until about 9:15. And since then I have had occurences so odd that they deserve a second blog entry for tonight.
     
    I went running earlier, and I'm about six hundred meters from being done with my first mile, when I hear crazed barking. A dog runs up behind me and starts biting at my heels. Now, I'd say this dog is about half french poodle and half demon. It is a foot tall, evil, and barks none stop at me, all while biting my heels. So I start sprinting, and this dog speeds up and can actually keep up with me! You see, I run really fast, and this dog is tiny, but it can still keep up with me!
     
    So I sprint all the way home and run inside my door, and my mom gives me about five minutes to catch my breath and then tells me to go finish my running. She expects me to do well at Cross Country, and she will even be mean to me to make it happen. It's a good thing she's nice occasionally or I would really start to hate her.
     
    So I finish running and I come back inside, and I walked by the garage on my way upstairs. I heard this funny noise, so I go into the garage, and my sister's car is running. I look inside, and she's not in it, so I run upstairs and ask, "Do you know your car is running?"
     
    She says no and gets a shocked look on her face, then grabs her keys and tells me to go downstairs. She follows me into the garage, and I get into the car. I stick the key into the ignition. Nothing happens. I try to turn the car "on", which is weird because it's already on, and it gets this sound like it's about to catch fire. So my sister tells me to go wake my mom up, so I do, and she comes into the garage. My mom gets into the car and tries to shift gears, and the car turns off. Weirdest night ever.
     
    -psychic psychopath
     
    P.S. and even weirder yet; Snow Dog hasn't signed back on yet.
  7. Bender

    The old man and the tree

    By Bender,

    I had a LOT of homework in my Computer Programming class. Normally it's a blowoff class, but my teacher got pissed and assigned us a lot of homework. He so crazy.
     
    Hot Cross Country guy very nonchalantly called me his friend last night. I won't give the full details, but he was introducing me to someone and he said, "This is my friend Jim." I just about melted on the spot. He called me his friend! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    We had a soccer game today, and I had to play goalie because our regular goalie broke his wrist, so I'll be playing that position for a while. Like, for the rest of the season.
     
    I really hate playing goalie, and in the end we tied the team 0-0 because I was playing goalie. I usually have at least one assist per game, despite the fact that I'm a defender, but I was stuck in goal.
     
    That's all for today. I'm gonna go get hammered and do some drugs then go sleep with strangers in an elevator.
     
    Translation: I'm going to bed because I have church tomorrow. I dislike organized religion.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  8. Bender

    you so crazy!

    By Bender,

    "you so crazy" is my new favorite saying. I say it in my very realistic fat black girl voice. It cracks people up.
     
    I must say that I am very jealous of Green. Hehehe, I'm GREEN with envy. I'm going for world's corniest jokes. I think I'll win. But anyways, I'm really jealous because I haven't even had one boyfriend yet, and he has guys lining up to date him. I wish Hot Cross Country guy would do that.
     
    Speaking of Cross Country...we're doing weight lifting and stuff, you know? Well, we did some stretch yesterday and today my ass hurt so bad it seriously felt like I got butt-raped. Which actually wouldn't be too bad....
     
    In other news: I have started writing a new story. It's a fictional journal, similar to "The Secret Life of Billy Chase" by Comicality, but it will have no coherent plot. It's just the ranting of a fifteen-year-old drama queen. I like it, so far.
     
    That's really all. The demonic car has not attacked recently. Yay!!!!!!
     
    -psychic psychopath
  9. Bender

    totally awesome, dude

    By Bender,

    I had church and confirmation today. But that's all about that.
     
    I had subway for dinner today. But sadly, I didn't go with my mom to pick it up, so I didn't get to see hot cross country guy. He has really nice abs, and I was just thinking aout how great they are today. He has a wonderful six-pack, all cute and perfect. Hmmmmmmm.
     
    I have been talking to Snow Dog off and on all day, and right now he's off, but I want him to sign back on. I think he had to buy a dishwasher, or something.
     
    So, today was the last day that hilarious roommate was here. She's going back to St. Louis tommorow. I'm sad.
     
    Today I felt really good. It was a beautiful day and I loved it. Now I'm exhausted.
     
    My entries are becoming less and less coherent every day.
     
    Goodnight.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  10. Bender

    I feel like crap

    By Bender,

    I felt kinds bad today, so I decided I'd go for a run. Bad idea. I ate too much at dinner and then had a large chocolate milkshake. Do not run after doing this. I felt like shit.
     
    So, I want Snow Dog to sign back on to his messenger so I can talk to him. He's been off for a while. I'm bored.
     
    We had a visitor today. My mom's old college roommate. When I first met her I thought she was kinda milquetoast. It turns out she is the funniest person I have ever met.
     
    Yay! Snow Dog signed back on!
     
    I have decided that for our next date, girlfriend and I will go to subway. That way I can kill two birds with one stone: date AND check out Hot Cross Country guy at the same time. I'm multi-talented.
     
    Okay, so I need my meds. I'm being a little of-the-wall tonight.
     
    goodnight
     
    -psychic psychopath
  11. Bender
    I hate people in general. No offense to all of you people out there.
     
    But seriously, the human race is pissing me off right now. There was this kid (the lutheran who makes fun of me) who would not listen to the scientific evidence I was stating, and then decided to interrupt me about a thousand times. I was talking about Special relativity, then the big bang theory, then out of the blue he asks if I believe in evolution. I say yes, and he promptly calls me an atheist. Who, me? Okay, so I'm mildly atheistic, but no one else knows that. So I'm all, "I'm not an atheist."
     
    And get this: he says the bile (oops, that's bible) clearly states that both evolution and the big bang theory are wrong. This time, I didn't even go to the bathroom to hide my laughter. He doesn't deserve that courtesy like my dumb friend does, becuase my dumb friend is really nice, and this guy's a jerk. So I just laugh my ass off right in front of him.
     
    So eventually I just tell him to go to wikipedia.org, look up anything, and come argue with me once he can tell me something that I don't already know. I bet he comes back tomorrow talking about gluons. Good thing I already know about them.
     
    Okay, so to tell about another of Hot Cross Country guy's hot body parts; his legs. They are long considering his height (5'8"). They are really muscled. He shaves them occasionally, so they are really smooth. And they are just as tan as the rest of his body. Just thinking about them gives me chills.
     
    I'm currently listening to Faith Hill's "Paris". I love it.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  12. Bender
    I just finished an english project about ten minutes ago that I had put off doing for the last three weeks. It's due tomorrow. Mine rocks. I'll get a 93.
     
    Let me tell you something. Hot Cross Country guy has the best butt ever. It's all round and looks really firm and it looks like something you could lay down on and take a nap using it as a pillow. But mind you, sleeping is not what I would be doing if my head ever got that close to his butt.
     
    School is still boring. Right now we are preparing for a fine arts competition at academic team. I hate fine arts. When am I ever going to have a logical application of the knowledge that the baroque period immediately followed the mannerism period? Never, that's when. Maybe it's because I'm good at science that I hate art.
     
    We have started doing weight training at cross country. Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I don't want to embarass myself in front of Hot CC guy (and all the other unimportant runners) by lifting weights! I'd rather embarass myself by saying stupid things, because at least then I can maybe do some damage control. Maybe.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  13. Bender

    Curs you, Carbon family!

    By Bender,

    There were questions about the elements at academic team today, and the carbon family is the only subcategory that I didn't kick ass at. In fact, I only got one of the four elements right. Germanium. Oh well. Better luck next time.
     
    I ran awesome at Cross Country. Sixty second 400 meter. Pretty awesome, for a freshman who just started this year. Hot cross country guy had a bad day, and after he ran, he laid down on the ground for a minute, and it looked like he was sleeping. He's really cute when he's sleeping.
     
    That's really all for today. I didn't have to deal with the stupid annoying lutheran all day.
     
    It was a day I'll never forget.
     
    No school tomorrow. Don't know why. So I get to stay up late tonight.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  14. Bender

    My life is boring.

    By Bender,

    I read through some of my previous entries tonight, and I noticed how utterly boring my life is. Poor me. So, uh, I'm gonna keep doing the same thing and maybe I'll bore you all to tears. That would suck.
     
    Today was even more boring than yesterday, or any other day before now. At confirmation class, I was singing a song by the Spill Canvas, and a friend of mine said, "Gosh, you're so emo."
     
    I listen to country! I smile! I'm not emo!
     
    I bought two new t-shirts today. One said "I make stuff up" and the other said "I'm really easy to get along with once you all learn to worship me." I love them.
     
    Contemplated going to subway to see Hot Croiss Country guy. Decied not to. Yes, he works at subway, yes I saw him there once, yes I made an asshole of myself. Oops.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  15. Bender

    girlfriend?

    By Bender,

    So...today was the state cross country competition, and even though my team didn't make it to state...we had to go. But, it was actually okay, because I got to spend more time with hot cross country guy. I got to sit next to him for like twenty minutes on the bus ride on the way home. It was fun.
     
    There was this team at state who only had two runners, and the rest of the team was there, and they went a little crazy with the painting of themselves. There was a guy who painted a green bra on himself with white lace and his school initials on it, and he had the top of a thong painted on his waist. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I guess you had to be there.
     
    About girlfriends; it seems I might have one. This junior, who was a friend of my sister's, had a crush on me, and we went out to a movie once. Score for me! Dating a junior! Kinda. But can she not tell I'm gay? Oh well, I guess we just won't do anything. Which I'm fine with. Girls have cooties. And no penises.
     
    I might have to start censoring my blog. I get a little crazy.
     
    I finished the book "Digital Fortress", but there was a code at the end of it, and I can't crack the code! It frustrates me. I'm still working on it.
     
    just one last thing: Hot Cross Country guy.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  16. Bender

    and Lewis Grizzard

    By Bender,

    Started a new book by Lewis Grizzard today. It's called, "Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters have eyes". Lewis Grizzard is funny. New books are a big deal with me.
     
    Ummmmmmm, nothing happened today. I was bored out of my mind.
     
    I found hot Cross Country guy's myspace today. So I've now read his entire myspace and his xanga, and I learned a few helpful tidbits. First off, he likes big socks, which I am going to assume is a type-o of big cocks. He multitasks in the shower, and I thought at first that it said masturbates. After consulting the panel of experts in live chat, turns out that's what it means. He's a scorpio. He's hot. just thought I'd throw that last one in.
     
    g'night y'all
     
    -psychic psychopath
  17. Bender

    Why Must I blog?

    By Bender,

    So, I had every intention of saving this entry until tomorrow night. But I couldn't resist!
     
    Today was the first day that we didn't run at Cross Country. Instead we watched a movie and ate spaghetti. Is that how you spell spaghetti? Too lazy to look it up.
     
    I didn't see hot Cross Country guy all day today. But I did think about him a lot. I did see his girlfriend, though. I don't think I've told you, but she and I are actually friends. She was originally only friends with my sister, but my sister and I have the exact same personality, so she spent five minutes around me and suddenly we were best friends. If there's any girl in the world I'd want him to date, it would be her. She's funny.
     
    Have you ever heard a song so good it actually inspires you to write something? Anything, really. Today I heard the song "Paris" by Faith Hill, and it actually inspired me to write a story. It's a lovely song.
     
    ummmm...that's really all. My pimple is considerably smaller today, and I'm hoping it'll be gone by Saturday. The magic of arbonne never ceases to amaze me.
     
    And btw, I can't wait until I can escape from Oklahoma. I intend to go to college and never look back. Well, actually, I'll come visit my mom. But that's it. Actually, The guy who got a 36 on the ACT, I've taught him a thing or two, and he told my sister how smart I am, so this guy who was eavesdrooping said, "So he's gonna get, like, a 37 on the ACT?" Just so ya know, he was kidding.
     
    And my sister says, "Yeah, he's gonna get every question right AND correct their grammar on a few questions." Go Sis!
     
    -psychic psychopath
  18. Bender

    Shory entry

    By Bender,

    So I looked at some of my previous entries, and realized that they are basically novels, so today's blog will be short.
     
    Heard from two different people today about how good I am at science. And these two are pretty smart people. So I'm stroking my ego.
     
    Today Hot CC guy told everyone (at cross country) they should join choir. I think I might. It sounds like a good way to strengthen my voice and it's another chance to spend time with him.
     
    Decided to have pizza for dinner. Am hungry, but too lazy to go eat. I'm sad.
     
    Woke up this morning with a huge pimple on my chin. Puberty sucks.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  19. Bender
    So, I'm sitting here, contamplating why I can't find a Boyfriend, and I decide to make a blog entry. I tried to make one last night, but GA was being snippy. So, this entry will be a compounded entry of my very busy Monday and amazingly boring Tuesday.
     
    We had a district competition yesterday for academic team, but did I get to play? No! This other dude, who actually sucks (even though he got a 36 on the ACT), took my spot. So I had to read the questions, not answer them. (We hosted the competition, so the other academic team lackeys and I had to read the questions and be the moderators.)
     
    You know the idiot who answered all of the physics, and all other science questions for that matter, wrong? Well, he achieved redemption yesterday. There was yet another question about centripital motion, and he actually got it right. And he got quite a few others right, too.
     
    There was a question about occam's razor. I laughed. Very hard. And I'm not sure why. But then I wanted to come here, really badly. I'm addicted.
     
    So, my team is ranked first in our district. We Rock!!!!!!!! That's all about academic team.
     
    Yesterday Hot Cross Country was wearing jeans so tight they looked like they were painted on. He is so hot. He has a really good butt. And everything else. But I think my favorite features of his are his eyes. They are big, brown, and extremely intelligent-looking. He seriously has what I can only call "Bedroom Eyes". They are sexy.
     
    The only thing to report from today is that I read on Green's Blog that Chaz really is gay. Finally, the truth comes out (no pun intended). It's weird, because usually I have to talk to someone for them to twip me. But, Chaz was twipping from a thousand miles away. From post one about him, I was thinking that he's gay. So my gaydar isn't actually turned off. In fact, it's functioning quite well.
     
    Oh! Actually, something else happened. There is this senior on my cross country team who, I've decided, is gay. Today his twip count went up to 19, just past the critical number. He is one of two people at my school whom I have decided are gay.
     
    In case you are wondering, I will never date either of the two other gay people, because I have somewhat high standards, and they don't meet them. Just because I want a bf, doesn't mean I'll compromise what I want in someone just so they can date me. The number one necessity is a good brain. Neither of them really have it.
     
    Enough talking from me.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  20. Bender
    So, I've decided to start a band called Timmy and the angry chontraycthes. Chontraycthes is the taxonomic name for cartilaginous fishes, like sharks. It'll be an awesome band. So when I'm famous, I'll be sure to remember the little people. So Myr, when I'm super-rich, GA will be getting quite a bit bigger and fancier. I'm hoping we can even add Flash animation. I have big dreams. And a big mouth.
     
    So, uh, I was really busy for the last hour doing Boy Scout stuff. Yes, I'm a boy scout. Laugh all you want. I was tricked into it in First Grade. Okay, stop laughing now. I said STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! Okay, are you done now? Yes, I'll wait. Okay. So I'm about two months away from being an Eagle Scout. But anyways, I had to do this really stupid badge about Personal Fitness. I wish there was a Physics merit badge. There's a badge for literally everything else. Literally.
     
    The new TOU chapter came out today. There was no sex, though. Unless you count the tidbit about Quinn joining his naked boyfriend in bed. That was kinda funny. I like TOU.
     
    Oh, hot cross country guy. I think I'm gonna write a song about him. Maybe tomorrow. I'll keep you posted on that.
     
    Whatever happened to Deana Carter? I remember about three months ago she had a new album, a new video, and was doing great. Then she kinda disappeared for a while. And now I haven't heard anything from her since August. It kinda sucks, actually.
     
    I like Faith Hill. Today on Yahoo Music I watched seven of her videos.
     
    I'm not sure where this whole entry is going. It's so very random. I hope I find some direction. Maybe. I'm a little crazy tonight. Where's my vibrator? Just kidding. I don't have a vibrator. Or do I?
     
    Goodnight y'all
     
    -psychic psychopath
  21. Bender

    Why am I so tired today?

    By Bender,

    Okay, so the list of tiring things done today:
     
    1. Confirmation class. I'm Catholic, and I'm getting comfirmed. In 18 months. And I had to go to stupid confirmation where I learned about the wonderful Hypostatic union within Jesus. I hate my life. I don't know why I'm going to be confirmed. I'm just going to end up being an atheist anyways. Okay, maybe that's just hot air, and I won't be an atheist, but it sure would be simpler than remaining a Catholic. Too much Dogma in the Catholic church.
     
    2. Church. I don't know why father whathisname has to have homilies that last for three hours. He says the same thing thirty different ways, too. My mom even fell alseep during one of his homilies.
     
    3. Thinking about Hot Cross Country guy during the Homily at Church. I like him. He's yummy.
     
    4. Taking a nap. Okay, so this didn't tire me, I just figured I'd add it.
     
    5. Reading internet stories. This makes my eyes hurt. Today I read "Grey Eyed Justice" by Dio. It was quite a good story.
     
    6. Reading an actual novel. I got a new book today, and got a sizeable chunk of reading it done. It's called "Digital Fortress" by Dan Brown. After this I considered taking another nap.
     
    7. Playing Soccer. I had another soccer game today. This time we got pounded into the ground. I played well; the rest of my team turned into stationary objects.
     
    8. Attempting to fix my mom's ipod. It didn't work.
     
    9. Running a lot for Cross Country. I got done running about thirty minutes ago. I kept tripping. Now I'm really hungry, but too lazy to go downstairs. Luckily, I have a stash of candy beneath my mattress. Should my mom ever look there for "Playboy"s (or what's more likely is "Playgirl"s), she'll be pleasantly surprised to find the remnants of last year's Halloween candy. There's not much left now.
     
    Just a side note: My mom is essentially Quinn Moore's mom. She is just as nosy, controlling, and mean, and I love her for it. Except when she makes me peel potatoes.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  22. Bender

    Homoerotic birthday cards

    By Bender,

    I went to the grocery store today, and I was looking at the birthday cards, and there were ones that were homoerotic. There was a really hot guy shirtless on one, and it said "I was gonna buy you one of these for your Birthday..." on the front, and I said, "But I didn't know what size."
     
    I opened up the card, and that's exactly what it said on the inside. It's really sad when you can quote sexy cards like that, eh?
     
    Also, you know how up until this point my only schoolmate that I've seen outside of school is Hot Cross Country guy? Well, at the grocery store, I saw six people from my school. Six. Separately. The grocery store is the cool place to hang out for teenagers, eh? Good thing I was still wearing my soccer uniform.
     
    Speaking of which...we had a soccer game today.We kicked ass. I rock. Okay, so I don't rock, exactly, but I'm the fastest one on my team. Which is good.
     
    You know how I said I'd write a song about CC hottie? Well, I didn't have time to today. Ok, so I did have time, I was just feeling lazy. I do that often.
     
    So, in chat, I got hitched to Reaper'sharvest. Thanks Jules! I'm going to write my own version of "Here comes the bride" for when I'm walking up the aisle. I'm excited.
     
    Ummmmmm...and about Boy Scouts...I probably should have quit by now. I really hate it, and I want out. I'm just too damn stubborn to quit. I hate quitting.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  23. Bender

    M-Theory

    By Bender,

    So I finished this book earlier today, and in this book it talked about M-theory. M-theory is String Theory on steroids. So for about two hours afterwards all I did was read stuff on the internet about M-theory. I'm a nerd.
     
    But seriously, it's pretty cool. You should look it up. However, before you read about it, make sure you have a firm understanding of the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics. Those would be helpful, because M-theory is what is used to eliminate 0 and infinity from physics.
     
    And By the Way, Einstein (or is it Einstien? I'm too lazy to look it up) may not have liked Quantum Mechanics, but he essentially invented it with his photoelectric effect thing. So he might have taught it, if they paid him enough.
     
    And a sub-rant that I have been wondering about: If the Big Bang theory has been, in essence, proven thanks to the experiment with the microwaves and the pidgeon crap, why is it still a theory and not a law? I wonder.
     
    We had a very important cross country race today. I didn't run, because only the varsity people ran in it. We lost. Badly. Hot Cross Country had a bad day. But so did everyone else, come to think of it.
     
    But he was still hotter than all the others.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  24. Bender

    So Tired...

    By Bender,

    Have you ever been so tired you actually considered purposely contracting a viral disease just so you could stay home and sleep for the next week? Ok, so I didn't consider it for that long, but it was definitely an option for like two minutes.
     
    I'm exhausted because I don't get enough sleep during the week, so I usually go to sleep early on Friday night and then sleep until noon on Saturday. But, last night I had to babaysit this kid (I took extra aderol for him), and I was up until past midnight. Then, I had to wake up early this morning for academic team. I have to go to church tomorrow (Curse you Conservatives and your church every Sunday!). I am about to fall down and go to slepp on my keyborad, actually.yuytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttre I just took a short nap on my keyboard. Now my forehead hurts.
     
    So the academic team competition went...bad. My team got second, but we would have been first had this idiot on my team not buzzed in on every science question and then gotten them WRONG! I mean seriously, I know them, he doesn't, so he needs to stop answering all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm really mad about all that.
     
    Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad.
     
    Book reports are a necessary evil. I hate them. I have to do one on a biography, which pisses me off! I would enjoy it if it was fiction, but biographies suck! They are boring, and I hate history! I'd rather eat my own toenails than read a biography. And toenails are gross.
     
    Have I mentioned yet that I am really good at taxonomy? Today at academic team there was a bonus round where they gave us taxons, and we had to tell if they were Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, or species, and I got all of them right. I rock.
     
    -psychic psychopath
  25. Bender

    Run, Run, oh Run

    By Bender,

    I'm amazingly bored today. As I was yesterday. And I will be tomorrow. All of my friends are out of town for fall break. It stinks.
     
    Anyways, last night my mom took away my laptop and said I lost it for the next week. Luckily, when I was seven, I found where my mom hides everything she takes away from me. So it's really no problem. I can get on any time she's either not here or she's asleep. So I'm okay.
     
    I have this friend whom I occasionally talk to on the phone, but when I don't answer my cell phone in time, she leaves 2 minute long messages on my voicemail. It makes me so mad! Also, when I'm talking to her, and we've been talking for over an hour, and I have to pee really bad, I'll say "I gotta go."
     
    And then she'll get all teary and say, "You don't like me?!" And I have to promise to call her back the next night to get her to stop crying and let me go to the bathroom.
     
    I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a good friend, but I wish she was amish so she wouldn't have a telephone. That would be nice.
     
    Hot Cross Country Guy. I said I'd mention him in every post during one of my previous posts, so there it is.
     
    Goodbye, all.
     
    -psychic psychopath
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