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cogito ergo sum. Or something like that.

Could I do one?

So, "Team America" is a somewhat funny movie, but not nearly as funny as everyone makes it out to be. There is this kid in my english class who says "derka derka" non stop. I mean honestly, I could understand saying it every once in while, but not every five minutes. That's just annoying. Lots of biology homework tonight. But that's okay, because I like biology. It's much better than having Okla. History homework. Speaking of which: I have the gaydar pretty much down to an art. I measure one's gayness in twips, or how many tims my gaydar goes "twip" when I am speaking to them. Which is why I thought it was really funny when I found out the twip was also a computer measurement. Anyways, the measurement works like this: 0-13 twips is a straight boy. 14-17 twips means bisexual. 18+ twips means gay. So I was talking to this really hot guy in my Okla. History class and I didn't even twip once. Not Once! Even with sraight guys I usually twip at least three times in one conversation. So someone turned off my gaydar, I suspect. Hot CC guy currently has six twips. So he's straight, as far as I can tell. That's all. -psychic psychopath

Servuspueris = slaveboy ancilluspueris = butlerboy just so ya know.

Thanks y'all, but my biography was assigned. It's about king Tut. It's still amazingly boring. Hopefully I'll be able to B.S. enough on the essay part of the test that my teacher will think I actually read it. Also, yeah, I need more sleep. I'm going to bed in ten minutes. It's sad that I'm a teenager and I'm going to bed before nine. And Lib, why did you call me AP?

Hey Dom, a funny anecdote: I was at my academic team competiton thing, and one of the questioons had the answer of "Cox". a player on the other team buzzed in and said "Cox", and I wasn't really paying attention until I heard someone say "Cocks". My first thought was of Jude.

Here's my view: be careful with your heart. That's all from me.

The first "person you know" kind of crush I had was on my friend in seventh grade. I had known him since first grade, but he did one of those summer transformation thingies and turned from being the kid that ate my graham crackers because I didn't want them to the gorgeous muscly kid that everyone lusted after. But now my attention is focused fully on hot cross country guy.

Have you ever been so tired you actually considered purposely contracting a viral disease just so you could stay home and sleep for the next week? Ok, so I didn't consider it for that long, but it was definitely an option for like two minutes. I'm exhausted because I don't get enough sleep during the week, so I usually go to sleep early on Friday night and then sleep until noon on Saturday. But, last night I had to babaysit this kid (I took extra aderol for him), and I was up until past midnight. Then, I had to wake up early this morning for academic team. I have to go to church tomorrow (Curse you Conservatives and your church every Sunday!). I am about to fall down and go to slepp on my keyborad, actually.yuytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttre I just took a short nap on my keyboard. Now my forehead hurts. So the academic team competition went...bad. My team got second, but we would have been first had this idiot on my team not buzzed in on every science question and then gotten them WRONG! I mean seriously, I know them, he doesn't, so he needs to stop answering all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm really mad about all that. Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad. Book reports are a necessary evil. I hate them. I have to do one on a biography, which pisses me off! I would enjoy it if it was fiction, but biographies suck! They are boring, and I hate history! I'd rather eat my own toenails than read a biography. And toenails are gross. Have I mentioned yet that I am really good at taxonomy? Today at academic team there was a bonus round where they gave us taxons, and we had to tell if they were Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, or species, and I got all of them right. I rock. -psychic psychopath

Meet the Deedles was the worst movie ever. Even as a six year old I hated it with all of my being. But I watched it three times just to see Paul... It was about these two brothers (the Deedles) who are rich and spoiled surfer dudes, who end up, like, going to work at Yellowstone or something. It's stupid. Don't watch it.

Found this on Mag's blog, and just had to post it. Ten reasons why people oppose gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. My fav's no. 8 -psychic psychopath

I am getting in the mood for the Christmas very early this year. I actually sang "O come O come Emmanuel" twice today. It's a good song. Everyone at Cross Country thought it was weird that in early Oct. I'm singing about Christmas. Speaking of Cross Country, I love It! How else would I get to see the object of my affection? It's not enough to just see him walking in and out of the AP english room every day. That's all about him today, though. I found out today that I made the "A" team on our school's academic team. I'm the only freshman to do so this year. I'm stroking my ego (and something else) a little here. That's pretty much all for today. -psychic psychopath

So, I was aondering if anyone out there might be interested in telling who their first crush was...Mine was Paul Walker in Meet the Deedles when I was six. I was the gayest six year old I knew. Is "gayest" a word? It is now.

:wacko: That was fun. I'm in love. With Faith Hill. Just discovered a new song of hers called "stealing kisses". It inspired me to write a story with a similar theme. So I've started on that. I missed Biology today because I had a race. I am sad. I often times prove my teacher wrong because he ain't so good at the whole Biochemistry thing, and I am. I told him of the difference(s) between alpha and beta glucose, and then the difference between Starch and glycogen. I can't wait until I get to take chemistry. Hot Cross Country Guy...Today we watched a movie before our race in Cross Country, because that's just the kind of thing our Coach would do...get us out of class so we can watch a movie...And I was sitting next to Hot Cross Country Guy on the couch, and he laid down to sleep, and I had to try so hard not to run my fingers through his hair...He's so cute when he's asleep. Bye y'all -psychic psychopath

I like to stay away from lwyer jokes because there are a lot of lawyers out there. E.G., my mom, grandpa, and uncle are alllwayers, and two of my cousins are in law school right now. So I avoid those. But don't worry, I take no offense to any of you who post lawyer jokes. They're pretty funny.

Okay: first, I'm pretty cross country hottie is str8. I can usually tell when someone is gay, and he just seems very...straight. Secondly, I'm not the one that made him laugh, sadly. But I am talking to him on an almost daily basis now, which is exciting. I have yet to make him laugh, though. Finally, I am much more reserved around people who can actually see me...

absolutely nothing of interest happened today. Oh wait, actually, I got a pimple the size of Australia on my nose. I hate being a teenager. Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad . So that's all for today. I'm gonna go jack off thinking about a threesome with hot cross country guy and Brad Pitt , then I'm going to sleep. -psychic psychopath

A song I discovered recently that I like a lot: "She Didn't Have Time", by Terri Clark. It is an amazingly sad song with an amazingly happy ending. That song portrays in four minutes what it takes authors to portry in 400 pages. Good Song.

The strabge sound that the title refers to is the laughter of Hot Cross Country Guy, whom I had never herad laugh until today. It is the most beautiful sound ever. So my assignment to you all: In your responses to this entry, please include your favorite joke. I have made it my mission to hear his laughter more. I don't even remember what happened to make him laugh, but something did, and I was slightly euphoric for a while afterwards. Also, on the two hour bus ride on the way home from our cross country meet, I talked to him. Twice. About music. And Jon, you were right, talking to him is getting easier. Found out that he plays the guitar. Just so ya know, musicians were my weak spot even before I met him, so now he is even hotter. Wow, I can't even do grammar correctly anymore! What is he doing to me?!?!?!?! Thanks for all of your comments. However, I am not stalking him, and I am pretty sure he isn't stalking me...sadly. About running with him...I can't keep up. He's really good, I'm...not. I guess I need to find something else to talk to him about. But, I did awesome at the race today! I did my best time ever, and I beat every other freshman on my team, except for the amazingly good freshman who is on varsity, whom I don't even compete agaisnt (because he is on varsity). OU lost to Texas. Badly. I am in a bad mood about that. I want to be on drumline at my scholl. I am obsessed with drumline. I was born to play the drums. Also, the sweatshirts that drumline got this year are really cool. I love drumline. Today I actually have stupid people to complain about. This dude at the race tripped me, not while we were running, and then didn't even apologize. I even apologize when I accidentally-on-purpose trip people. The jerkface. That's all for today. -psychic psychopath

Okay, so there was a Football game at my highschool tonight. More importantly, it was homecoming. We Won! Anyways, since football is religion in the south, just about all of the students from my school went to cheer on the team and socialize. I went with my sister and her friend. We stopped at Taco Bell on the way there to get a little food, and the dirve thru was packed, so we went inside. And guess who we saw there--Hot Cross Country guy. With his girlfriend. I saw him first, so I id behind my sister and her friend, while secretly stealing glances at him. However, I guess he saw me, because as we were waiting for our food (for twenty minutes mind you), he stood up to leave and said "Hi Jim", while waving. So I gave him a peace sign. I never wave. Ever. Then, at the game, I saw him as I was walking and he said "Thanks for ignoring me at Taco Bell." Oops. Now he really hates me. So I responded with "I wasn't ignoring you...per se." I couldn't have just left it without the per se, oh no, that would be way too good a thing to say to him, as if he doesn't already think I'm enough of an asshole. But seriously, up until this point I haven't seen anyone I know outside of school or school functions, except him, whom I've seen four times now. FOUR TIMES. Could this be a sign, or something? Other than that, nothing much happened today. Need Sleep. Race tomorrow. -psychic psychopath

I've been in a very blog mood lately. I just used a noun as an adjective. I need to call my fellow grammar police officers and have them arrest me and then indict me and convict me of high treason against the lords of Grammar... Got a little crazy there! Anyways, has anyone out there ever just been in an artistic mood for no reason whatsoever? I was today. So I tried to write a song, but the muse wasn't with me today. I hate it when that happens. So instead of writing a song, I sang one...okay twenty. I took a very long shower and sang a bunch of songs during said shower. Music is awesome. Hot Cross Country guy did a different workout today than me, because he couldn't go to the homecoming parade, for he has a job (at subway). So I ran with everyone else to the parade, which sucked ass, while he did thirty minutes at easy pace and six strides...He lucked out. I think that I will include something about him in every blog entry from now on. Have I mentioned I am practically in love with him? I gotta tell you, GA chat is the coolest. It rocks. As for the title of this blog entry; just figured I'd let you know. -psychic psychopath

Val, I don't think I could stand a month with only dialup. Just think; I'd actually have to plug my laptop in to use the internet, and it would be ten times slower anyways. But still come visit us a lot. Blue hair is hot. I also had to go to the grocery store today. But the cashier was really hot, so I don't mind.

Actually, there is a new hypothesis that suggests that perhaps bullies actually just have too high of a self-esteem, so they pick on others because they think they are better. I used to have self-esteem issues, but then I realized that there's nothing wrong with me, it's just other people that have problems, so I was able to deal with it better. P.S. I hate Christian Rock. I'm starting to hate Christians, too. It's been a long day.

The 'guess this song" topic started me thinking. Do any of you out there have a favorite song? If so, what is it? And since I like to ask the hard questions, why do you think you like this song so much? Mine is "These Words" by Natasha Bedingfield (I love you I love you I love you I love you). I like this song because it has good lyrics, an awesome video, and the three chords D-E-F. To explain that last part, the lyrics go I threw some chords together, The combination D-E-F. And there is this really cool thing, I don't know what instrument it is, that plays those chords (which are actually F-G-A)

Didn't know I had to publish my entries. So all of my entries up until this point just got published five seconds ago, and they are in reverse order. Oops! -psychic psychopath