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    My Little Pony Toy (2 words) Risky To Ten
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    "Resi, can you change back? I want you but we don't fit together like this--our sizes are too different right now!" James implored, as Resi started to lick James, moving from chin to chest.
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    How about thinking up modern day retro toy commercials? I can see it now: Buy the new Senior Barbie doll, complete with a drag the floor bra set...now Barbie can lift her tits off the floor before you do! Get yours at fine toy stores today!
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    Resi pondered a moment. "James, your time is near--less than a year, I sense that it's more than a couple weeks off anyway--and someone always helps a first-timer through the experience. I hope they will let it be me." He playfully head-butted James in the chest when James started to stand up.
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    yea.... another rant...

    KJames commented on Phantom's blog entry in Eric's Blog

    >I can't win. So why am I even bothering. Right now, life is giving you lemons...so make lemonade. Just do the best you can....things will and do get better--trust me. Someday not only will you be done "making lemonade", but you'll be selling the lemons to others and making a pretty penny for yourself. This is just another trip up another of life's mountains...it is not, however, insurmountable.
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    Isn't a 23.5% APR usurious in all states? Did you put money down so that your bank would have financed the car, or was it 100% financed? If he's not working, and it's not usurious, go buy bicycles and turn the car back in.
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    That is also an assumption...(your first paragraph, second sentence). If a straight guy was telling these jokes to a crowd of mixed company hoping to thin out the crowd, he'd probably be surprised as hell if we laughed at his joke! That is how you do what is called "disarming" someone. It kind of takes the wind out of their sails, and the bravado out of their machismo, when they try to offend and get laughed at instead. It works much better than getting all twisted out of shape...and it also deflects what they were trying to do back onto them, giving them a bit of a taste of their own medicine.
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    Anna: Where did you find these guys? A band where ALL the guys are cute?!?!? That's so rare today--there's usually one that's a throwaway... Can I take them home?
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    Cute should be a given, but dumb, rich and hung are nice material qualities, too!
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    Well, Mark, I have to say that you've done it again....I figured that I wouldn't enjoy the change in genre....however, I haven't missed a chapter yet!
  11. KJames
    That is a nice, sensual thing to do (the hair with fingers), especially when the hair is wet in the shower or dry but just washed so that it's nice and clean, tangle-free and smooth...
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    Mark, the problem is that if he's got the desire driving him, they've got the endurance to last through it...
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    W. L. - Those translations are hilarious, I told them each to Rob (my husband) and we were both laughing so hard we were crying...and he almost pee'd his pants!
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    The singing may be good, but Hyacinth Bucket comes to mind for some reason....
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    Oh, is that what or who we've been talking about? The doll, that if it was based on a human being, the human being would have a 53DD bust? (Can you say, "Not tonight dear, I have a backache."?)
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    Good James!
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    This must be how they come up with code names for NCD from The Secret Show.
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    It was an inferred repeated restatement of the previously asked question. So who is Barbie?
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    We live in a condominium complex with one garbage dumpster and one recycling dumpster--and according to the rules, one cannot place food rubbish in the recyclable container. They are both full at least twice a week with appropriate materials. Rob & I, however, recycle cans and bottles (due to CA Refund deposits) by giving them to a friend of ours to stockpile and redeem later, she routinely takes in enough to make $60 or so every month. For a normal household here in Signal Hill or Long Beach, CA, this would offset the fees for both the recycle bin for Single-family homes, as well as the fee for the large rubbish can for the automated trucks.
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    Stayed up 'til 4am reading DD...
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    I read the story, and loved it. I pronounced it as part of the name, Cheyenne, pronounces as Shy'-en. So, Chey=Shy.
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    Still doesn't tell me who "Barbie" is...I grew up in a generation with "Barbie" as a girl's doll toy...(rather over busty at that)...
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    It doesn't work out quite so easily, Jiggle/Bruno/Writeincode, my drag name would be Sassafras County Line, and the male porn star name would be Boots Willow...
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    Actually, C.L.L., I'm the one surprised...he told me he had suggested you should join...but, not that you're computer shy, you just don't spend much time online... If you need story recommendations, there are plenty...depending on what you like to read. Ask and ye shall receive.
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    Now, Mark, nobody, I'm sure, ever told you that writing would be easy on the psyche. BTW, Chap. 3 of Summer of Love was fantastic....nice to see that Stef's up to his usual "tricks" financially, and that Marcel seems to be getting on well with his brother and sister...I wonder why his brother smiled at the end?
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