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Hey folks I did the gate again today yay me! Actually it took a couple of hours, to close it from the other side. I clung on for dear life. Shouted from one to fifty. And got the hell back in LOL That took a lot of huffing and puffing, pacing and giving myself a damn good telling off. But I did it. So I'm triumphant Today has been a good day. I also got Baz jogging, to him it's me pulling another prank, to me it's helping him lose a few pounds he keeps complaining about. Thing with Baz is, He will do anything I say. LOL So........I told him to drive the pick-up to the gate and come back jogging. It's about a mile. He came back puffing and panting and threw off some of his clothes, but not all of them And then we jogged together back to the van. All in all he did about 3 miles to my two. But I did do most of the harder chores this morning. Hugs to all

Thank you Clara Joe is JoeKool I think he lost the internet. I do miss him he was a regular in this thread KC What are you on about, that you dont know how to help people? You were one of the first that talked to me on GA, and you told me a little of your past. It was enough. It convinced me there was a place for someone as broken as me. So thank you too Rustle thank you You're one of the wise one's here. And that doesnt mean old GA is my extended family, and you are a part of it. And Unc (Comic) You are one of the closer one's. And I am so grateful and thankful for all your help and advice. And the kick up the backside when I need it Hugs all round and watch Weeble and Bob

You? Shy? In the great words of Weeble and Bob, where Bob is given a tricycle instead of a super fast bike he says: Ahhh C'mon! LOL And if you have never seen Weeble and Bob then shame on you Thanks Cassie,

Happy Birthday Lugh Have A Great Day!!!

Hi all I need to vent, I hope nobody minds? This thread used to be my first port of call. After my chores and a shower, and something to eat. It was a place to come and loosen up a bit more of all the shit that is in my head. Now I feel guilty for doing it. It's why I hav'nt been for a while. I was told that I only did it for sympathy, That I should grow up, and face things straight on. That a lot of people have suffered abuse and they got over it.. Well to answer that, I dont think you ever "get over it". You find a place to put it, that doesnt hurt as much. Some have said I have helped them by trying to move on myself. Isnt that because I actually care? and give a fuck? I really dont know anymore. And Sympathy? Really? It's the last thing I want. OK thats me vented. Take care guys Marky xx

So busy laughing at Nephy spraying Coke from her nose. I forgot the question. Bit really, I dont think it matters these days who asks whom. Go with it.

LMAO Cia that made me laugh so hard. I give the poor man so much to do. I wish I could do more for him. And I dont mean more work Unc

Hey all how you all doing? Spring is my busiest time of year its also my favourite. I got myself a blue ball today LOL. One of the piglets was getting a rub down with sun block. She leaned forward then nutted backwards and my tackle was in the way I think Joe has lost the internet, not sure about you other guys? Talk to me Hugs all round and Marky out

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Glad to see your climbing back up Unc I would hate to have had to come over there and pick you up myself. So happy your writing again. Try and stay up.

Calm down Lily, I'm fine. I will write you an email soon I am on a high this morning. It's spring Sun is shining, birds are singing, my beloved blue bells will be out soon. Aaaahhh me naked laying in them, the smell heady as I fall asleep . Sheer bliss. Hopefully this thread has become a place where anyone can come, and kick their shoes off. Grab a drink and a cookie, and relax. Say what day they have had. Good or bad. Somewhere you can say, " I've had a shit day," or "OMG this amazing thing happened." I have found if I say here, what my day is like then I feel so much better. I dont do it for sympathy I do it because, I feel cleansed, Its not so big because I have told everyone. Things on the up! Well, I've pre-sold all my pigs that are going to market, and got a good price. I'm also looking for a good pedigree boar to play footsies with the 5 sows I am keeping. The land is good and well tended, my wood is healthy and full of wildlife. It's an awesome place to live. I have Stuby every day and night. I have so many friends here. It doesnt mean I wont be a bit down tomorrow or maybe I will still be up. Baz is grinning a lot too he's expecting a huge prank back, But the joy of pulling a prank is to wait and wait until it's unexpected mwahahaha Love and hugs to all

Hi Louis This gave me a very big lump in my throat. I know most of GA has good intentions. I have forgiven Baz and the person that posted the link. It wasnt done out of malice. I know that because I have talked to him. I am so pleased you think I have helped and if you ever want to tell your story. Then of course I am here to listen. You know it will be private and I would never betray anyone's trust. Baz is a good man. A lot like me in so many ways. He's gentle and kind, with a huge heart. Qualities I can admit to having myself, without being big headed. Thank you so much for your words of encouragement. Louis from me and Baz

Hi Clara I have forgiven him and the person that revealed the link too. I dont hold grudges. I am here for now, and dont intend to leave just yet. I have too many friends here. And to lose them would be losing a piece of myself. Thank you for reading and reviewing.

Hey Guy's I dont really want to come here anymore. But Stuby says its important to keep in touch with everyone. So to please him i'm here. The picture is one of Yorkshire Lily. I found it on the web, it isnt one I have taken. I wont be taking any more thats for sure. I dont know if anyone believes the story I posted for Baz. I dont really care. I know Stuby believes in me, isnt that all that matters? What Baz did hurt, and it hurt deeply. I dont want to be seen anymore. If it wasnt for Stuby I wouldnt be here. and thats not GA. I mean on the planet. So I'm sorry if I'm not around. I hope this post and Baz's apology explains why. Keep well folks and chin up

A Payback Backfired This is an apology to my boss, Mark92 and his man Agaith. I am truly sorry guys. It has no beta or editor; and I am no author. I am Baz, a twenty eight year old farmhand. It is common knowledge now that Mark is the prankster, the numerous tricks he has played have already been told. There are many that have not. And on occasion I do get him back. This is the one instance when I pushed payback way too far. A large box arrived at the farm addressed to me. The name of th

This is a short written by my farmhand. Its not beta'ed or editted. But he asked me to post it.

So pleased things are better and hopefully now improve Lily I've had a shake to my confidence too. And things are not good right now. But and I repeat BUT I will pick myself up, dust myself off and start all over again, and yeah I know thats lines to a song. And yeah ashamed I know it But it fits lol Hope everyone is doing good? hugs all round

Oh baby such praise? Oh how can I ever thank you enough my love? The praise just drips from your sweet lips.*Sarcastic smirk* Love you too love monkey

The mouse traps was a bit OTT I guess. I saw it in a cartoon I think. LOL Thank you so much for reading and reviewing. Panda

It is all true, and there are so many more I could have added. And believe me Baz does get even sometimes but the story was from his point of view. So many the next short will be his pranks on me Thank you for reading

I had so many more pranks to add Beloved these were just a few. My way of amusing myself I guess. But Baz really doesnt mind. Honestly Thanks so much

I have never had such a long review before And all that praise? I am humbled dear Louis It is easy for me to write humour because I wrote how it happened. All of it is true. And I laughed so hard I hurt. Thanks again :hug

Baz does give it back just a lot milder than I do. He knows the harsher the trick the harsher the pay back Thank you Cassie

I read this before you posted it and thought it was great. You write and your readers are captured. Sometimes a slow build up sometimes an exciting race. Awesome Frosty as I knew it would be