For our resident DIVA,
There was once a DIVA called Muffin,
Who thought everyone else was a nuffin,
With cruel sadistic wit,
He makes you feel like a tit,
While he laughed himself into a coffin!
Guilty Pleasures= Alex= Muffin = DIVA
This one was a must folks
There was once a young lad named Stu,
Who was hung like a horse, but who knew?
It was not I, who became a spy,
I'm guessing of course, wouldn't you?
luv ya Stuby
Okies here's a couple made up in chat with permission i'll post.
There was once a girl called Frost,
Who's habit came at a cost,
The chocolate she'd hoard,
Is what she adored,
And somehow her waistlines not lost!
There was once a girl named Anya,
If you said the wrong thing she would pan ya,
With her sarcastic wit,
She'll tease you a bit,
but ya cant resist though, now can ya?
Thanks girls for letting me post
Well this one is a bit of a cheat as its from my workhand Luke, but its funny
There was once a girl called Jill,
Who used dynomite sticks for a thrill,
She lost her vagina,
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
One to start you all off, this one found on web.
There was once a Rabbi from Keith,
Who circumsized men with his teeth,
It wasnt the treasure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath!
This is my first antho read up and i'm still getting through it.
My favourite so far has to be Jian's THEREAFTER You know who it is, but it just could be him or even him.
Great twists turns and visuals.