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Oh what a Pickle! I’m a Yorkshire lad, with Yorkshire slang; Sitting here pondering, on just who I am; Now I am possibly bi, or just could be gay; But I know that I am not straight by the way! Some women have beauty and some have a grace; But in a porn movie they are just in your face; Fake boobs like balloons, are all swollen and nasty; And between their legs, is gross and just ghastly! On the other hand women make excellent friends; Shopping for clothes
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Hey Stuby thanks He is getting badass for sure
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Hey Comic Thanks for all your help your a pal and thanks for this too
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Oh now that was classy Greg ...Welll done and thankyou
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Awesome dude LMAO love you too and many thanks and i'm ambidextrous lol
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Fantastic Scrawny keep em coming and thanks
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Aaaawwww Man it still cracks me up, it was just a spur of the moment , Thanks for commenting on it
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The Masters Wishes Adam sat besides the old man’s bed, and I stood next to him as Jenny stepped out of the bathroom. “What the hell--” I started to say, but was cut off by the old man. ”James! Don’t blaspheme in front of the girl,” Charles said crossly. “Come forward Jenny, please forgive my son’s intolerable manner; I don’t believe you have met Adam have you?” “I don’t believe I have, sir,” Jenny said quietly, she looked nervously at James then to Adam and nodded, then gave a s
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Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao. There was once a young man called Stuby, Who corrupted and chased a young newby, He stuffed the lads cock, Into an old sock, And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me! Sorry Stuby
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LMAO Dannsar your a star man hahahahaha. Thanks a bunch
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Hey KC, I have around eight hours a week. A bad past means I sit up all through the night, every night, and I crash on my couch at first light. I also have to be up for the animals and chores at 5 am so its about an hour maybe two hours of sleep per day. I'm used to it now and when I do feel a need I go out to my underground den in the woods and sleep deeply. Good topic
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Hey Guys so funny LOL Is it bickering already or a lovers tiff? Or are you just sharing the love? LOL Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them
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Hey Cailen, Nice poem and very moving too. I know all whats behind it so :hugs:
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Hey Sara, good one, not such a novice as Mars was with her first. Now I gotta hide before she hits me. Many thanks
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Hey Sexy, A huge improvement on the first attempt, and it can become addictive, so have fun and dont forget to post them.
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What is sexy? Well along with everyone else, is a bare back with a dragon on it. And then Anya's too its my fav porn guy and I have the pic, it came from so oh yeah thats sexy . But as for a partner? A gentle mind, intelligent yeah, but also one that cares, that can show emotion. The eyes that can tell a thousand stories and look back at you with a naughty sparkle and a look of love. The hands that can touch with such tenderness, but bring so much pleasure your heart stops, A mouth that can turn a kiss into a love affair. Hahahaha I better stop.... Great thread Mars
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For Jian and Bleu There was once a man named Jian, And Bleu was his biggest fan, Was it love at first sight? Or did Maria ignite? The glow that could give you a tan!
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Hey Stuby
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Hey again your really quite good at this LOL Many many thanks
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Dannsar the answer to that is mind you own lmao keep guessing dude Hahahahaha oh man thanks dannsar hahahaa Hey Jian and thank you ive still to put yours up, will do it now, love ya
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Oh Mars your so naughty and nice all wrapped up in one Love it and thankyou sweetpea
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Well this is a bit of a cheat Audi but they are my main two men in my book. hope thats ok?
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Hey Dannsar, And yey so say all of us! Many thanks point on its way when I can lol thanks again
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Hi again Greg Good one many thanks, another point on its way when I get some lol Thanks again
