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THANKS - I needed that! *~*~*~*~*~ DAMN! That's 2 pages in a row that I've started in this thread! And no, CJ - that doesn't make me a post-a-holic! Posting FOUR THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN in less than EIGHTEEN months DOES!!!!

To paraphrase a DK quote, we get the religious leaders we deserve. Same goes for Fred Phelps et al...

I do too, but that ending. :scary suspenseful music swells:

I love how this chapter begins!

All work and no play makes EMoe a _____ - you fill in the blank and you'd probably be right... At least I got the first read done before the world went to hell here. Let me see what I can do about getting this off my plate - since I'm sitting here on hold waiting for a tech in Utah to answer the phone... *I'm third in queue*

I don't know what you've been smoking but I'm pretty sure its illegal in my state.

Do you think it will be a different topic post? Will we have to start all over with the taunts or just cross-reference them in this topic. :wacko:

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Jack, I think your stories are GREAT but when I comes to guessing the time our infamous lurker will hit the big 4K, I think you are way off. My vote is between late evening Friday night (EDT). ~E

HEY! HEY! Easy on the namesake there... Given that there were "racks of computers" and they were easy to tip over, I perfer to believe that Blackheart had them properly mounted into those racks. Given the deminsions and weight, these can be easily toppled if not properly anchored. Here's a link to an example: Sample Server Rack As you can see, it would be easy to grab the edge and heave!

Welcome to the club, Shadowgod. Last fall, I was to blame for everything including making our debonair, quiet and shy lurker post more than eleven hundred posts in ninety-six days! Proof here and here! Maybe they can help the boys find shore!

Nothing in my post indicated that I am like Thaddeus! That's darn near spot-on, and Emoe has never seen my notes... Way to go, Emoe!!! You should... she's gruf, but has a good heart. OK, there were only a few very tiny clues in her speech patterns (probably not done too well by me), but she's supposed to be from Jersey. They've got small towns in Jersey?!? The thought the whole state was a suburb of New York City! I can see it now... Epilogue * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * * * * * * . Here lies Chris and Steve . * * * * * * . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * * * * * * . . Lovers - never parted . . * * * * * * . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * * * * * * . . . . .They did it. . . . . * * * * * * . . . . For The Love! . . . . * * * * * * . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Sure, why not?!? What's another character in CJ's story based off me gonna do - deplete my soul? I got pretty much the same impression. She was from some large city with gay ghetto. Here's my guess on the back-story: Betty was raised in small-town America and got her first taste of big-city living when she left home for college. In her junior year, she fell hard for her best friend's roommate so they traded around and set up house in the dorm. They held it together for a few years out of college before it all hit the fan. After a messy break-up where she lost her share of the bookstore in The City, she retreated back to small-town America to lick her wounds and eventually opened a bookstore of her own.

Yes, but only three are in human form. I am beginning to suspect that Blackheart is really AI-based web syder! I'm gonna go read the chapter again. I can't remember what anything 'technical' -- but then, I spend my time at work 'head down' in a server...

I think it SUX that of the three villians in this story - two are my namesake. I sure am glad I'm not in law enforcement or I'd think that CJ really has it in for me. Eric isn't adopted. He was raised by his mom and step-dad?{Is he a bastard because his parents weren't married when he was born?}

Just don't use Cialis, or Viagra for that matter. You could end up in a hospital with a permanent keeper-upper!

Nope, but his NEXT is 3700!

While the cat's away, they mice can pay to see the next chapter :chris: [Erkle voice]Would I do that?[/Erkel voice] NOT! :mace:

Watch it, Jack. Just because CJ decided to use my name doesn't mean I am this character... Thanks Jan! At this point, I would've preferred it since he hasn't actually appeared in the story... Emoe, the character, is a bible-thumping con artist. Emoe, the editor, is gay. Though I did experiment to confirm it, I'm not aware of fathering any offspring. And if I'd fathered Eric, I'd of thought long and hard about drowning the bastard for the good of the world.

I'm quoting this post of Ethan's for the last chapter; he pegged it with the running out of gas! See CJ? If you wait long enough, your readers will write the story for you!

DRAT! Missed it by one. Anyway, chapters are on their way back to you now, CJ ...and congratulations on 1000 posts for your story thread and 3606th post for the postingist lurker I know!

And I can't wait for you to explain THAT title... I just read 26 and still don't have an explanation! **taps foot impatiently**

OH, no... you are going to be so disappointed. The next chapter doesn't resolve this. Instead, the goat wrote about This post has been encrypted using the same passwords and mechanisms as the original datastick.

Is it just me or should there have been sex in that chapter before they got blotto on Peppermint Schnapps? Drinking or sex with your boyfriend - which do you think is more important to the boys?

Wait, isn't it a day ahead on that side of the dateline? Wouldn't it be Wednesday there when you post on Tuesday here? Not real helpful to you in that case...