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  1. Just the facts: LOATHE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster LOATHE Synonyms: 34 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
  2. December 28th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Abel (Coptic Church) Caterina Volpicelli Feast of the Holy Innocents or Childermas; in Spain and Latin American countries the festival is celebrated with pranks (inocentadas), similar to April Fools' Day (Catholic Church, Church of England, Lutheran Church), and its related observances: Els Enfarinats (Ibi, Spain) Simon the Athonite December 28 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) King Taksin Memorial Day (Thailand) Proclamation Day (South Australia), celebration started on the day following Christmas (South Australia) Republic Day (South Sudan) The fourth of the Twelve Days of Christmas (Western Christianity) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) National Call a Friend Day National Chocolate Candy Day National Download Day National Short Film Day Pledge of Allegiance Day Big 30’s Birthday Danny Edge’s Birthday David Archuleta’s Birthday Denzel Washington’s Birthday Dolores Catania’s Birthday Emery Kelly’s Birthday Eric Griffin’s Birthday Gayle King’s Birthday Joe Manganiello’s Birthday John Legend’s Birthday London Goheen’s Birthday Maggie Smith’s Birthday Malcolm Gets’s Birthday Maya Boyce’s Birthday Nash Grier’s Birthday Nichelle Nichols’s Birthday Posie Rayne LaBrant’s Birthday Quackity’s Birthday Ratan Tata’s Birthday Stan Lee’s Birthday Woodrow Wilson’s Birthday Sienna Miller Fun Observances Card Playing Day Tired of all the holiday activities? Need a break before the New Year fun begins? Get your family and friends together for a quiet and fun night in on Card Playing Day. Held annually on December 28, the day celebrates card games and aims to bring together family and friends after a busy holiday season. How to Celebrate? Learn a new card game. Host a card game night. Keep it simple, get take-out or pop a few frozen pizzas in the oven and get playing. Did You Know… …that the earliest known records of playing cards exist from the 9th century during the Tang Dynasty in China? *** Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling. *** A man told a friend about taking his wife to dinner for their anniversary. He described how the food was made in front of them. The friend said, “I’ve heard of places like that, what is the name of the restaurant?” The man replied, “Subway.” *** My granddaughter told me, 
 “Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.” *** We Uber drivers never know whom we’re going to end up with as a passenger. One day, I was driving over a new bridge, the design of which was very confusing. Completely confounded, I muttered, “I’d love to meet the genius who designed this mess.” With that, my passenger extended his hand in my direction and said, “Well, today is your lucky day. My name is Mike, I work for the county engineer’s office, and I’m the genius who designed this!” Surprisingly, he still gave me a tip. *** At an event famous for giving out awards in bizarre categories, the emcee enthusiastically announces, “The next prize will go to the laziest person in the audience. If you think you qualify, raise your hand.” Everyone raises their hands except a middle-aged man who seems to show little interest. “Congratulations! You are the winner,” says the emcee to the man. “Your prize is this $100 bill!” Still showing no emotion, the man replies, “Would you mind coming over here and putting it in my pocket?” *** My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!" *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** The Magic Schoolbus *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  3. Just the facts: FRENETIC Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster FRENETIC Synonyms: 55 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
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December 27th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Blessed Francesco Spoto Blessed Sára Salkaházi Fabiola John the Apostle Pope Maximus of Alexandria Nicarete Theodorus and Theophanes December 27 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Constitution Day (North Korea) Emergency Rescuer's Day (Russia) St. Stephen's Day (Eastern Orthodox Church; a public holiday in Romania) The third of the Twelve Days of Christmas (Western Christianity) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Abigail Day Anniversary of Benazir Bhutto's Death Case Day International Day of Epidemic Preparedness National Fruitcake Day National Make Cut-Out Snowflakes Day Visit the Zoo Day National Leftovers Day Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti Amberlynn Reid’s Birthday Bill Goldberg’s Birthday Carson Palmer’s Birthday Dustin Bates’s Birthday Hayley Williams’s Birthday Heather O'Rourke’s Birthday Isela Sule’s Birthday Kamri Noel McKnight’s Birthday Louis Pasteur’s Birthday Nick Chubb’s Birthday Salman Khan’s Birthday Savannah Guthrie’s Birthday Timothée Chalamet’s Birthday Joan Marie Laurer Fun Observances No Interruptions Day Put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door and ban all interruptions on December 27 because it is No Interruptions Day. Holiday season tire you out? Ready to recharge your batteries before the New Year? While the creator of this unofficial holiday is unknown, it is very clear that they intended to create this holiday as a way to encourage people to take some time off for themselves and get ready for New Year's Eve festivities and the New Year. Disconnect In a world where there are plenty of distractions both at work and at home, it is sometimes important to disconnect and concentrate on the tasks at hand. These tasks could be as mundane as catching up on sleep, getting some me-time at the spa, or as important as putting some time in strengthening your relationships with family and friends, or finishing up work and projects for the year. The High Cost of Interruption Interruptions at the workplace are one of the biggest causes of lowered productivity and high costs. A study done by Dr. Gloria Mark at the University of California, found that on average people are interrupted about 20 times in an hour at work. Such interruptions can be in the form of phone calls, emails, co-workers stopping by to chat, and new tasks being handed off the worker. In addition to reducing productivity, interruptions in the workplace can cause higher stress levels and general dissatisfaction with work. In many workplaces such as in the airline or health industry distractions can have catastrophic consequences. The holiday is sometimes celebrated on December 31. How to Celebrate? Switch off your phones, disconnect your internet and do something you really enjoy doing – knit a scarf, read a book or work on your car, all without any interruptions. If you have been distracted at work, take this day to try and increase your productivity. Inform your colleagues that you will be working all day and would appreciate that you be bothered only in case of an emergency. Unplug your office phone, set an out of the office response to emails and concentrate on finishing up your tasks. Sometimes life's daily interruptions can affect our relationships with friends and family. Take this day to concentrate on your closest relationships. Do something special with your loved ones - go for a hike or a picnic and leave the phone behind. Spend quality time with your friends and let them know that your uninterrupted time is theirs today. Did You Know... ...that there is an academic field called interruption science that studies the effects of distractions on productivity? *** Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. But three days later, the squirrels climbed back in. Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter. *** Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair is gone.” *** Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary: BFF: Best Friend Fainted BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered by Medicare FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! *** AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.” “Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?” “That’s the thing. I can’t remember.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  5. Just the facts: IRKSOME Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster IRKSOME Synonyms: 59 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
  6. December 26th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Boxing Day, except when December 26 is a Sunday. If it is a Sunday, Boxing Day is transferred to December 27 by Royal Proclamation. (Commonwealth of Nations), and its related observances: Day of Good Will (South Africa and Namibia) Family Day (Vanuatu) Thanksgiving (Solomon Islands) Christian feast day: Abadiu of Antinoe (Coptic Church) Pope Dionysius Earliest day on which Feast of the Holy Family can fall, celebrated on Sunday after Christmas or 30 if Christmas falls on a Sunday. James the Just (Eastern Orthodox Church) Saint Stephen (Western Church) Synaxis of the Theotokos (Eastern Orthodox Church) Vicenta María López i Vicuña December 26 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Independence and Unity Day (Slovenia) Mauro Hamza Day (Houston, Texas) Mummer's Day (Padstow, Cornwall) Saint Stephen's Day (public holiday in Alsace, Austria, Catalonia, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Germany, Hong Kong, Italy, Ireland, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovakia and Switzerland), and its related observances: Father's Day (Bulgaria) The first day of Kwanzaa, celebrated until January 1 (United States) The first day of Junkanoo street parade, the second day is on the New Year's Day (The Bahamas) The second day of the Twelve Days of Christmas (Western Christianity) Second day of Christmas (Public holiday in the Netherlands, Poland and Slovakia) Wren Day (Ireland and the Isle of Man) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) National Candy Cane Day National Homeowners Day National Whiners Day Proclamation Day Synaxis of the Mother of God Andy Biersack’s Birthday Barry Wood’s Birthday Chris Daughtry’s Birthday David Rose’s Birthday Jade Thirlwall’s Birthday Kit Harington’s Birthday Lars Ulrich’s Birthday Luke Gulbranson’s Birthday Mao Tse Tung’s Birthday Natalie Nunn’s Birthday Jared Leto Fun Observances Thank You Note Day On December 26, take out your best stationary and write thank you notes to everyone you need to thank because it is Write a Thank You Note Day. ‘Tis the season to exchange gifts. It is also the season to be grateful and thankful. So sit with a cup of hot chocolate and left overs from your Christmas dinner and say thank you. Hand-written, Text or Email Thank you notes are very simply notes and letters of appreciation and gratitude. Thank you notes are traditionally hand-written, though in recent years it is acceptable to send a thank you note through email or by text. Thank you notes are usually sent in a variety of professional and social situations such as after a job interview or after receiving a wedding or a birthday gift. How to Celebrate? Hand write thank you notes. Be sincere and write from the heart. The recipients will appreciate having their efforts acknowledged. If you can, why not add a small handmade gift for some of your recipients to thank them for their thoughtfulness? If you don’t have the time, an email thank you note is better than sending no such note. Did You Know... ...that the term thank is thought to come from the Old English word, þoncian meaning to reward? *** A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!” *** When my coworker answered his phone, the confused woman on the other end asked, “Who is this?” “This is Steve. With whom did you wish to speak?” After a pause: “Did you just say whom?” “Yes, I did.” The woman replied, “I have the wrong number,” and hung up. *** A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza: Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza 
& Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this! Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down *** My friend called me in hysterics. “I just saw a mouse in my kitchen!” she yelled. “I’m so grossed out! It’s 
so disgusting!” “What are you going to do?” 
I asked. “I’m not sure. But you can bet I’ll never eat the stuff I drop on the floor anymore.” *** A man boards a plane and is seated next to an Air Marshall and his ‘sniffing dog’. Soon, the plane takes off and the Marshall says, “Sniffer, search.” The dog walks along the aisle, and stops next to a woman. He then returns to his seat and puts a paw on the Marshall’s arm. “Good boy,” says the Marshall. “What happened?” asks the man. “That woman is in possession of marijuana. We’ll arrest her when we land.” Once again, Sniffer searches the aisles. He stops beside a man, then returns to his seat, and places two paws on the Marshall’s arm. “That man is carrying cocaine,” the Marshall explains. The dog walks up the aisle again, then races back, jumps into his seat, and poops all over it. “What’s going on?!” demands the man. The Marshall nervously replies, “He just found a bomb!” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  7. Just the facts: DECORATION Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster DECORATION Synonyms: 87 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
  8. SPIDER HORROR: Boy survives bite after record amount of anti-venom Photo by Ian Waldie on Getty Images | A BOY aged 10 miraculously survived a deadly funnel-web spider bite after being pumped with a record amount of anti-venom.
  9. December 25th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Children's Day (Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Equatorial Guinea, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Gabon, Republic of Congo) Christian feast day: Anastasia of Sirmium (Catholic Church) Stephen (Armenian Apostolic Church) December 25 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Christmas Day, Christian festival commemorating the birth of Jesus. (Internationally observed) Tulsi Pujan Diwas (India) Constitution Day (Taiwan) Good Governance Day (India) Quaid-e-Azam's Day (Pakistan) Takanakuy (Chumbivilcas Province, Peru) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) GOAL Mile National Pumpkin Pie Day Annie Lennox’s Birthday Armin van Buuren’s Birthday Ashley Nichole’s Birthday Bobbie-Jo’s Birthday Clara Barton’s Birthday Humphrey Bogart’s Birthday Jimmy Buffett’s Birthday Justin Trudeau’s Birthday Keith Ape’s Birthday Lukas Nelson’s Birthday Miku’s Birthday Rod Serling’s Birthday Rusev’s Birthday Taylor Zakhar Perez’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mari Lwyd Wed Dec 25th, 2025 - Tue Jan 6th, 2026 Fun Observances (2) Grav Mass Day Grav-Mass Day is an unofficial holiday celebrated annually on December 25, the birth anniversary of English physicist and mathematician Isaac Newton. A play on Christmas, the holiday is a celebration of science and reason. It is also considered to be a secular alternative to the Christian holiday. Grav-Mass refers to the Gravitational Constant and Mass, two key components of Newton’s law of universal gravitation. Science Fiction Origins The holiday was the brainchild of computer programmer and Internet rights activist, Richard Matthew Stallman. He was however, not the first one to use the term grav-mass, also sometimes spelled as gravmass or gravmas. It is believed that it was first used in a short story called Merry Gravmas by science fiction writer, James Hogan. Newtonmas A similar holiday called Newtonmas is also celebrated on December 25. Rumor has it that Newtonmas was first celebrated in 1890, 248 years after Newton's birth, by the members of Newton Association. These fans of Newton met for the first time at Imperial College and spent Christmas Day exchanging their ideas and thoughts about Newton's works and theories. Sir Isaac Newton is one of the most significant scientists of all times. He was responsible for formulating the laws of motion and gravity, and along with Gottfried Leibniz, he is credited for inventing the field of calculus. In addition, Newton worked extensively in the fields of optics and alchemy. How to Celebrate? Celebrate the life and times of Isaac Newton by sharing scientific ideas and discoveries with each other. Stallman, the inventor of the holiday, recommends decorating one’s Christmas tree with apples – the fruit that Newton credited for giving him the idea about gravitation. Make science and physics related parodies of Christmas carols and sing them. Greet people by saying "Merry Grav-Mass to you", and respond by saying "may the Force be proportional to your acceleration". These greetings come from Hogan’s short story. Send Grav-Mass Day greeting cards that say "Reasons Greetings to you". Did You Know… …that technically we should be celebrating Newton's birthday on January 4? This is because when he was born on December 25, 1642, the Julian Calendar was still in effect in England. This date converts to January 4, 1643 in the Gregorian calendar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A'phabet Day or No "L" Day December 25 is A'phabet Day or No "L" Day, a day to skip the ‘L’ in all your correspondences and communications - written or otherwise. The origins and purpose of this very obvious’y made-up ho’iday are unknown. L is the twelfth letter in the English alphabet and the ninth consonant. A consonant is a speech sound that is created by the complete or partial constriction of the vocal organs. There are 21 consonant sounds in the English language. December 25 is also celebrated by many people around the world as Christmas Day. How to Celebrate? Celebrating A'phabet Day or No "L" Day will be a challenge. But don't worry. We have you covered! Here are some easy ways to ce’ebrate this very quirky ho’iday. Avoid the use of ‘L’ in everything you write and say today. Ban the use of any object that begin with the letter 'L' in your house and in your workplace. This holiday is also a great excuse to learn more about orthography. Orthography is the study of the rules of writing a language. Did You Know... …that the often cited Cambridge study that spelling doesn’t impede comprehension is true? According to new studies it doesn’t matter in what order letters in a word are as long as the first two letters are at the right place. *** Our company gives out Thanksgiving turkeys to retired employees. All they have to do is stop by the plant to pick them up. A few days before the holiday, a retiree called to ask, “What time do the turkeys get in?” The receptionist, without thinking, responded, “Everyone starts at eight.” *** Two old friends, Ned and John, lived for baseball. Then one day, John died, leaving Ned inconsolable. A few weeks later, Ned heard someone calling his name. He looked up. Standing on a cloud was his old pal. “Ned,” John called down, “I have good news and bad. The good news is, there’s baseball in heaven!” “Great,” said Ned. “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching Sunday.” *** My sister Jordan was helping my 21/2-year-old niece Berea put on her sweatshirt when Berea’s head got stuck on the neck hole. Berea started panicking and saying, “I can’t see! I can’t see!” The shirt quickly slipped over her head, and the panic was gone until her arms got stuck 
on the tight cuffs. The panic returned, and she started crying again. “My fingers can’t see! My fingers can’t see!” she said. It was all we could do not to laugh as Jordan quickly pulled Berea’s arms through the cuffs. *** Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once! *** A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out. A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  10. Just the facts: DECOROUS Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster DECOROUS Synonyms: 86 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
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  12. December 24th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Adela and Irmina Paola Elisabetta Cerioli Adam and Eve December 24 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Christmas Eve (Christianity) and its related observances: Aðfangadagskvöld, the day when the 13th and the last Yule Lad arrives to towns. (Iceland) Feast of the Seven Fishes (Italian Americans) Juleaften (Denmark)/Julaften (Norway)/Julafton (Sweden) Nittel Nacht (certain Orthodox Jewish denominations) Nochebuena (Spain and Spanish-speaking countries) The Declaration of Christmas Peace (Old Great Square of Turku, Finland's official Christmas City) Wigilia (Poland) Quviasukvik, the Inuit new year (Alaska, Canada, Greenland and Russia) Kūčios (Lithuania) Independence Day (Libya) Day of Military Honour – Siege of Ismail (Russia) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Last-Minute Shopper's Day National Consumer Rights Day Christmas Book Flood Carols by Candlelight Anil Kapoor’s Birthday Anthony Fauci’s Birthday Ava Gardner’s Birthday Carol Maraj’s Birthday Diego Martir’s Birthday Hailey Orona’s Birthday Howard Hughes’s Birthday Kate Spade’s Birthday Lemmy Kilmister’s Birthday Louis Tomlinson’s Birthday Mads Lewis’s Birthday Ricky Martin’s Birthday Ryan Seacrest’s Birthday Stephenie Meyer’s Birthday Tiana Wilson’s Birthday Fun Observances Eggnog Day December 24 is Eggnog Day, a day to celebrate, and drink a delicious cocktail of eggs, milk, cream, sugar and spices. Originating in England, the drink has now become associated with Thanksgiving in the United States and Christmas time in many parts of the world. Alcoholic Beverage Traditionally, some kind of alcohol is added to eggnog, though non-alcoholic recipes also exist. In the United States, bourbon or whiskey is the spirit of choice, while in the United Kingdom, sherry or brandy is usually added to the beverage. Eggnog Riot While eggnog has occupied an important place during holiday social gatherings in many parts of the world, excess consumption of the drink has led to chaos in at least one particular situation. In 1826, during a Christmas party at the United States Military Academy in West Point, New York drunk cadets got involved in a brawl after drinking large amounts of eggnog. The event is popularly remembered as the Eggnog Riot. How to Celebrate? Make eggnog and share with friends and family. Make an adult version of the beverage by adding alcohol to it. Did You Know… …that according to some, the name eggnog comes from the Middle English word noggin? The word refers to a wooden mug used to serve alcohol. *** Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. *** My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum... *** Comedian Daniel Tosh is no fan 
of the expression “The worst day 
of fishing is better than the 
best day at work.” “I’ve watched The Deadliest 
Catch on Discovery,” 
he said. “I’ve never once 
been at work, capsized in 
40-degree water, watched all my coworkers die, and been like, ‘Hey, at least we’re fishin’.’” *** I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and—I can't remember what the third thing is. *** "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." *** "At my age flowers scare me." -- George Burns *** Girl on skates. The ice was thin. Then it broke and she fell right in. Boy on bank heard her shout. Jumped right in and helped her out. Now they’re married. Very nice. But first she had to break the ice. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
  13. Just the facts: FECKLESS Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster FECKLESS Synonyms: 35 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
  14. December 23rd 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Birthday of the Queen Silvia, an official flag flying day (Sweden) Children's Day (South Sudan and Sudan) Christian Feast Day: Abassad (Coptic Church) Behnam, Sarah, and the Forty Martyrs (Coptic Church) Dagobert II John Cantius O Emmanuel Psote (Coptic Church) Thorlac Thorhallsson, patron saint of Iceland; The last day of preparations before Christmas. Victoria December 23 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of all level operational control structures servicemen (Ukraine) Festivus, a secular holiday made popular by the sitcom Seinfeld HumanLight (Secular humanism in United States) Kisan Diwas (Uttar Pradesh, India) Night of the Radishes (Oaxaca City, Mexico) Tibb's Eve (Newfoundland and Labrador) Tom Bawcock's Eve (Mousehole, Cornwall) Victory Day (Egypt) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Birthday of Emperor Akihito National Christmas Movie Marathon Day National Laura Day National Pfeffernusse Day National Roots Day Amy Rose’s Birthday Belly Dancing Boy’s Birthday Connor Darlington’s Birthday Corey Haim’s Birthday Danielle Busby’s Birthday Eddie Vedder’s Birthday Elena CupcakeSurpriseToys’s Birthday Finn Wolfhard’s Birthday Holly Madison’s Birthday Jeffy Jey’s Birthday Johnny Utah’s Birthday Joseph Smith’s Birthday Kenny Screven’s Birthday Madam C.J. Walker’s Birthday Saylor Waldrop’s Birthday Fun Observances Festivus Day Festivus is a made up secular holiday popularized and celebrated by the fans of the TV series, Seinfeld. Celebrated on December 23, the holiday was created by writer DanO’Keefe who introduced it in a Seinfeld episode called The Strike. Made-up Holiday In the episode, first aired in December 1997, the holiday is conceived by the father of George Costanza one of the show's central characters. In the episode, Frank Costanza reveals that he came up with Festivus as a response to the commercialization of Christmas. According to reports, Festivus was initially created in February 1966 by Dan O’Keefe’s father, who made up this holiday to celebrate an anniversary with his wife. Since the airing of the first Seinfeld episode featuring Festivus, the holiday has become popular among the fans of the show. Popular TV Show Seinfeld is a popular American sitcom that follows the lives of four friends who live in New York City. The show ran for 9 seasons between 1989 and 1998. How to Celebrate? Host a Festivus party in accordance with the traditions set by the episode. According to Festivus tradition, the Festivus meal is accompanied with the airing of grievances, where every guest tells every other guest how they have disappointed them over the year. So tell all your guests how disappointed you are in them. Follow the meal with feats of strength, where the head of the household wrestles with other guests, and the feats end only when the head is pinned to the ground. Greet people by saying “Happy Festivus” or “a Festivus for the rest of us”. Did You Know… …that an unadorned aluminum pole is generally considered as the symbol of Festivus? *** My boyfriend and I were taking his 19-year-old niece to a weekend festival. When we arrived at her house to pick her up, she appeared in tasteful but very short shorts, and a tank top with spaghetti straps. A debate began immediately about appropriate dress. I took the girl's side, recalling that when we began dating, I dressed the same way. "Yes," said my boyfriend sternly, "and I said something about it, didn't I?" Everyone looked at me. "Yeah," I replied. "You said, 'What's your phone number?'" *** During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Elated, I wrote down my phone number. Looking startled for a moment, he drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner. *** Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" *** When weeding your garden, there’s an easy way to tell the difference between a weed and a vegetable or flower. Pull on it, and if it doesn’t come up, it’s a weed. But if it comes out easily, it’s not. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** I forgot to turn off automatic shipments on Amazon. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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